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Michelle Gunn

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Socks during sex is a travesty as it kills the possibility of massaging the feet or licking the toes. Unless you're standing somewhere dirty like a gas station bathroom or fitting room...
If you're fucking in a gas station bathroom you're gonna need broad-spectrum antibiotics and a decontamination procedure. Socks just ain't gonna help
 

Julia Sky

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I had ketchup aux fruits yesterday at the sugar shack - much better than actual ketchup
 
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Halloween Mike

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Ketchup is personal choice. Some like ketchup, their choice. I will grab BBQ sauce personally over ketchup for my hotdogs. But it comes with understanding adding either is adding flavored sugar onto the food.
I do that sometimes too for Hot-Dog. Actually Hot-Dogs are something i "vary" a lot with. Sometimes its just Ketchup, sometimes its just sauce, sometimes its Ketchup/Mustard, sometimes its simply Cheez-Wiz (when i have some at home, wich is not often, but every once in a while i buy one).

I can't eat "Tourtiere or Paté Chinois" without a ton of Ketchup personally. But with it, its something i really like.

I knew a guy who would put Mayonaise on Pizza and Steak... so yeah different taste for everyone :p
 

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Mayo on pizza?! This is turning into the Barfing Thread
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madmonkey82

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Isn't it the same concept as ''cream sauces'' on pizza? Which I'm not entirely against, sometimes it's good but sometimes it's really not..
Pizza in itself should have either tomato or cream based sauce. Its red or white. The rest is just dips and condiments... As a former brick oven pizzollo I can say that a lot of what passes as pizza sauce these days is a disgrace.

If you need a dip to eat the pizza then it's just not good enough. Why the f would you dip pizza in ranch or buffalo? Eat a salad or a sub...
 
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LeDodo

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Pizza in itself should have either tomato or cream based sauce. Its red or white. The rest is just dips and condiments... As a former brick oven pizzollo I can say that a lot of what passes as pizza sauce these days is a disgrace.

If you need a dip to eat the pizza then it's just not good enough. Why the f would you dip pizza in ranch or buffalo? Eat a salad or a sub...
What about thousand Island sauce?
 
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Lunaseraphim

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Pizza in itself should have either tomato or cream based sauce. Its red or white. The rest is just dips and condiments... As a former brick oven pizzollo I can say that a lot of what passes as pizza sauce these days is a disgrace.

If you need a dip to eat the pizza then it's just not good enough. Why the f would you dip pizza in ranch or buffalo? Eat a salad or a sub...
I think "American style pizza" kinda lends itself to that type of excess lol and personally I had never seen people dip pizza in ranch sauce until the 2010s. I think it's because of that chain restaurant
 

S.S neo

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How high can you be to put Mayo/Ranch or thousand island on pizza ? Comme disait Bob dans Les Boys « heille faut être gelé en tabarnak pour manger des toast à la moutarde » ... just make sure you don’t do that in Little Italy if you want stay alive ..
 

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How high can you be to put Mayo/Ranch or thousand island on pizza ?

Not all pizza's are created equal. When a pizza is dry-ish, I can understand putting some sauce and flavor when its lacking.

Regardless, when I'm paying, I'll put put whatever I want and they can smile and thank me for my business. I enjoy eating pizza with cutlery and the occasional hawaiian pizza too.

I will never understand gatekeepers. Client is always right when it comes to their taste and preferences.
 

madmonkey82

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Not all pizza's are created equal. When a pizza is dry-ish, I can understand putting some sauce and flavor when its lacking.

Regardless, when I'm paying, I'll put put whatever I want and they can smile and thank me for my business. I enjoy eating pizza with cutlery and the occasional hawaiian pizza too.

I will never understand gatekeepers. Client is always right when it comes to their taste and preferences.
Hawaiian pizza is legit good.
Sprinkle a few drops of water on a dryish pizza and microwave on medium power for 30 seconds.
 

Verbal Kint

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Dip, dip, dip away!
Your Pizza.
Your cigars in brandy.
With your socks on...
Ill take my scotch on the rock please. Instantly offend the monopoly character two tables away; with high hopes he looses his spectacle in his soup.
Ill shake my martini, and call it dirty.
Vermouth sir? Pffff, optional! Add olive juice.
Take my rib eye, well done.
Ice in your glass of red wine madam?
Mulligan, when playing golf.

Sauce it up! Life's too short.

If you double dip your baby carrots in the sacreligous communal bowl though...
I swear!
 

Julia Sky

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I hate warm pineapple. Hawaiian pizza is gross to me - so is anything involving cooked pineapple
 
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Julia Sky

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You need to try BBQed pineapple !

Nooo I tried once and hated it! I really dislike the taste of a pineapple once it's been cooked ;(
 
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LeDodo

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Nooo I tried once and hated it! I really dislike the taste of a pineapple once it's been cooked ;(
Fair enough if you have tested before, you have made the effort already. It's your personal taste :)