List the things that bug you about agencies

[General Gonad]

Dear agency owners, here is my list:

1) Why don't who post pics of a lady before you introduce her? If you need proof of the success of this strategy, look no further than Eleganza.

2) Why don't you make your websites easy to navigate? Again, look at Eleganza, Montreal Sex City and Asservissante for clues.

3) Why do you post links to reviews when posting a lady's schedule? It's annoying, please stop this practice.

4) Why do you post schedules of ladies that are already fully booked? Yes John, this one is directed at you. I almost wish you did not post weekly schedules and did it on a daily basis just so some of us who can't pre-book a week ahead can get the opportunity to book some of your hotties.

5) Why do some owners keep posting multiple times in the ad section?

I am too tired so help me out with some of your pet peeves.

GG

 

[Lion Heart]

I am too tired so help me out with some of your pet peeves.

You must be tired indeed GG because none of your pet peeves really bugs me. Guess we're not ticklish at the same places...

A few things that cause me various degrees of itching:

- the infamous Mike from ClassXXX used to really bug me with his annoying lectures about the superiority of his business model (and himself of course) but he's now keeping a low profile on this board, with only a few basic marketing posts from time to time, which is just fine with me;

- those agencies with an email reservation form or an email adress on their websites but who never bother to reply; I understand that email management can be time consuming but if you don't intend to use this feature, why have it on your websites ;

- those agencies who seem to never answer the phone at the time you're ready to call, that have answering machines but who frequently don't call you back until it's way too late, that is when they call back at all ;

- those agencies who don't seem to realize that they have websites online which needs some updating from time to time.

I'm also too tired to think of others right now, so good nite...

Lion Heart

 

[General Gonad]

- those agencies who seem to never answer the phone at the time you're ready to call, that have answering machines but who frequently don't call you back until it's way too late, that is when they call back at all ;

- those agencies who don't seem to realize that they have websites online which needs some updating from time to time.

LOL, I never leave messages. If they're not there, they lose my business. As far as updting websites, some recent pics would be nice.

GG

 

[robertpal]

getting banned from eleganza cause i posted some bs about bbfs when i was just joking around. getting kicked off the eleganza members site.

 

[General Gonad]

getting banned from eleganza cause i posted some bs about bbfs when i was just joking around.

When will you learn?

GG

 

[General Gonad]

I am not sure I get this one ...

You find it annoying to have reviews linked to the line up of the day???

Jessy,

Yes, it is annoying. I would prefer if you just introduced the ladies with a simple message stating who is working and their schedule for the day. You can do this by maintaining the names in hyperlink form that takes you directly to the pics of the ladies on your site. On each lady's page, there can be a link to her recent reviews. Thats fine but having a messy post full of hard to follow links is annoying.

Again, I like how John of Eleganza introduces ladies except that I can't click on their names to take me directly to the pics on his site. Another link that would be useful is a direct link to an agency's schedule. I think Candy's Delights does this.

GG

 

[General Gonad]

Another pet peeve...be honest about delays

Be honest about delays. If you tell us they will be there in 15 minutes but you know it will be 45 minutes, let us know!!!! There is only so much cheesy porn I can watch at Chateau Chablis.

GG

 

[MG_mtl]

getting banned from eleganza cause i posted some bs about bbfs when i was just joking around. getting kicked off the eleganza members site.

At least someone was smart enough to ban you! And by the way, joking about bbfs isn't funny.

 

[MG_mtl]

Thats fine but having a messy post full of hard to follow links is annoying.

I'd have to agree with GG on that one ( ), Jessy, your posts are sometimes way to busy with links, colors, smilies... it makes me dizzy . IMOHO, keep it simple.

 

[General Gonad]

I'd have to agree with GG on that one ( )

WTF did I ever do to you?

GG

 

[General Gonad]

Well I have news GG for you !

Some people, find it annoying to go back and forth from the board
to the web site to ... the board !

They should use Fire Fox where windows open up. Or do like Indy Secrets and post reviews directly on your site through a link. All suggestions for you to think about.

GG

 

[MG_mtl]

Still thanks for the comments, I appreciated to have feedbacks.

I can only imagine the time it takes for each post (although I'm sure you use the "cut and paste" function a lot )... but anyways they are just suggestions and it is your agency and you run it the way you see fit. You don't have to justify yourself to us.

 

[General Gonad]

Another pet peeve of mine is when girls don't take a shower after a date. I know that it can be a drag during the winter to go out into the cold but they have absolutely NO excuse during the summer especially since that's the time of year when we are most likely to sweat from the action! I don't know if I should take it as a compliment that the girl wants to walk out the door with my sweat on her or be disgusted! This happens more times than you can imagine and I think it's the agency's responsibility to stress the importance of proper hygiene.

Blaise,

This grosses me out too. I know that I am in the presence of a lady when I see her turning on the shower and actually cleaning herself properly for the next john. I can't stand when all they do is wet the towel to scrub themselves down there. Agency owners need to stress HYGIENE to all their ladies.

GG

 

[Special K]

» ::: Isabelle's First Review::Full GFE Exquisite Ladies::Tones of Reviews :::

While I don't mind that Jessy links reviews and pictures to her posts the title of the post is what irritates me the most. It may be nitpicking. but what's with all the "::::::::" in the title threads, it makes me actually not even want to open the post and take a look.

Just a pet peeve of mine.

 

[Special K]

OH...another one of my pet peeves with agency owners...Not being able to take constructive criticism from clients.

 

[Miss Maria]

my pet peeve

My pet peeve about agencies is when they try to recruit me, an independant escort. They announce: you can make between 2000-3000 a week!! And having been in an agency, I never made that kind of money. This happens at least once a week. Sure, I can't blame them for trying to recruit, but I hate the lying, exagerations and the fact that they approach me as an indie. If I went indie it must be because I like being INDEpendent.


Now I have to share one of my greatest pet peeves of all time:

It has nothing to do with the hobby.

I hate it and find it soooo irritating when people clip their nails in public transport. I just saw a man doing it again in the metro last night. DRIVES me crazy. I see and hear these little clippers very often and don't understand WHY???? clipping nails should be done in the bathroom in private.

Okay thanks for letting me let it out.

 

[Special K]

I do not have to tell you why I use ::: in my tittles,

Are you kidding me? Do you really think I don't know why you use these annoying "::::" in your title's? Sorry Jessy but you don't need a Phd in marketing to figure this one out. It's obvious that it catches peoples eye and makes your post stand out, I just find it irritating.

 

[MG_mtl]

Jessy, ever thought of being a lawyer? You remind me of a couple of lawyer friends of mine who also must always have the last word.

 

[Miss Maria]

lol

LOL Jessy... oh no... now you know my deep down most irritable secrets..

 

[MG_mtl]

No, I don't like to defend bulsshitters.
Inspector-investigator was good enought for me !

Ok what is all the fuzz, here ?
Discussions goes on, people give opinions,
I jump into it, and get stamped for wanting the last word.

When are you gonna get it that I won't shut up like many
of you wish since I have opened MSC, just because the other
does ? Where is it written that I have to do like others ? Since
when do I do things like others ?

Are we over now ?

Hey les nerfs cocotte!!! I was just busting your balls (that means kidding), not STAMPING you (could you have used a more violent word???). You know, a little sense of humour won't kill you on this board, it'll actually help you survive. Relax.