This sounds insane to me, what happened to showering and tidying between appointments?
The Bitching thread
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Damn why do I have a heavy headache on this sunny and hot day
Did you drink water today? Did you masturbate?
Yes and yes, am I sick?
If you masturbated you need to drink even more water. You’re welcome
I pulled into Lionel Groulx Metro Station tonight at 5 pm, returning from work, and a dead woman was lying on one of the benches being attended to by the authorities. Sadly, she had crutches at her feet. The ghastly look on her face, eyes wide open and pale, was horrifying. Absolutely heartbreaking.
Was going to sleep.
Heard sounds on my bins.
Checked my security cameras.
Saw a gang of 3 racoons walking around my place
Heard sounds on my bins.
Checked my security cameras.
Saw a gang of 3 racoons walking around my place
They're planning a heist!Was going to sleep.
Heard sounds on my bins.
Checked my security cameras.
Saw a gang of 3 racoons walking around my place
My phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton".
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
When I thought the lady was friendly to me whereas she was just avoiding a stupid autocorrect fmlMy phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton".
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
My phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton".
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
I thought the number of "i" correlated with the amount of alcohol someone drank before texting me
You know, you could just turn off auto correct. That's usually the very first thing I do with a new phone. spellcheck too. I find it super frustrating if you write in more than one language and I know how to spell, so screw autocorrect!My phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton".
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
I have decided that the thing that I hate most on Earth is technology protecting me from myself. I don't want to change my password every two weeks to a password I've never used before. I will decide for myself if my password is strong enough. FleeBeetyBod72654@^%#_!! should not be the bare minimum level of security for my password. puckerup is sufficient. No, I don't want to receive a confirming text message or email. No, I don't want to confirm which number I see on a screen on my phone to open up email on my PC. No I don't want to receive a text at a phone number I haven't had for 3 years in order to access my profile to change it to my new number. No, and I mean FUCK NO!, I don't want to have to go to my email to click on a secure link to get access to a site, only to have to also click into a security confirmation on my backup email in order to enter the first email, so that I can click on said link to access the site login I wanted in the first place. I sure as fuck don't want to give my biometrics to the least secure company in the world who uses my personal information most extensively than anyone else, nor do I want to be endlessly prodded to do so. No means no, motherfuckers!
I am an adult. I accept that I may do things that might be less secure, and I am willing to take the risk that someone may gain access to my personal profile on the Medieval Plumbing channel. If I'm profligate in handing out my password to strangers, using "password" as my password, and clicking on random links from anyone who has died and left me money or who is offering me a bigger dick or free casino spins then I accept that's it's my fault and I'll accept the consequences. No matter what, the decision about the silly risks that I take should be mine, not the whim of the cornholing twatwaffle who is deciding what the security protocols should be that day. To said twatwaffle, know that I'm extending, with fervor and righteous indignation, the full thrust of my extended middle digit in your direction. May you take it or a reasonable facsimile (preferably something longer and with a bigger circumference) sit on it, and rotate on it at full speed until you projectile vomit from the g-forces all over your brand new leather chair..
Now, excuse me while I go yell at some clouds.
I am an adult. I accept that I may do things that might be less secure, and I am willing to take the risk that someone may gain access to my personal profile on the Medieval Plumbing channel. If I'm profligate in handing out my password to strangers, using "password" as my password, and clicking on random links from anyone who has died and left me money or who is offering me a bigger dick or free casino spins then I accept that's it's my fault and I'll accept the consequences. No matter what, the decision about the silly risks that I take should be mine, not the whim of the cornholing twatwaffle who is deciding what the security protocols should be that day. To said twatwaffle, know that I'm extending, with fervor and righteous indignation, the full thrust of my extended middle digit in your direction. May you take it or a reasonable facsimile (preferably something longer and with a bigger circumference) sit on it, and rotate on it at full speed until you projectile vomit from the g-forces all over your brand new leather chair..
Now, excuse me while I go yell at some clouds.
I know I can turn it off but I use different keyboards/languages/autocorrects and it puts in the accents for me in French, and I feel dumb when I don't use accents in French. lol
