They're planning a heist!Was going to sleep.
Heard sounds on my bins.
Checked my security cameras.
Saw a gang of 3 racoons walking around my place
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My phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton".
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
When I thought the lady was friendly to me whereas she was just avoiding a stupid autocorrect fmlMy phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton".
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
My phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton".
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
I thought the number of "i" correlated with the amount of alcohol someone drank before texting me
You know, you could just turn off auto correct. That's usually the very first thing I do with a new phone. spellcheck too. I find it super frustrating if you write in more than one language and I know how to spell, so screw autocorrect!My phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton".
Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton.
So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.
I have decided that the thing that I hate most on Earth is technology protecting me from myself. I don't want to change my password every two weeks to a password I've never used before. I will decide for myself if my password is strong enough. FleeBeetyBod72654@^%#_!! should not be the bare minimum level of security for my password. puckerup is sufficient. No, I don't want to receive a confirming text message or email. No, I don't want to confirm which number I see on a screen on my phone to open up email on my PC. No I don't want to receive a text at a phone number I haven't had for 3 years in order to access my profile to change it to my new number. No, and I mean FUCK NO!, I don't want to have to go to my email to click on a secure link to get access to a site, only to have to also click into a security confirmation on my backup email in order to enter the first email, so that I can click on said link to access the site login I wanted in the first place. I sure as fuck don't want to give my biometrics to the least secure company in the world who uses my personal information most extensively than anyone else, nor do I want to be endlessly prodded to do so. No means no, motherfuckers!
I am an adult. I accept that I may do things that might be less secure, and I am willing to take the risk that someone may gain access to my personal profile on the Medieval Plumbing channel. If I'm profligate in handing out my password to strangers, using "password" as my password, and clicking on random links from anyone who has died and left me money or who is offering me a bigger dick or free casino spins then I accept that's it's my fault and I'll accept the consequences. No matter what, the decision about the silly risks that I take should be mine, not the whim of the cornholing twatwaffle who is deciding what the security protocols should be that day. To said twatwaffle, know that I'm extending, with fervor and righteous indignation, the full thrust of my extended middle digit in your direction. May you take it or a reasonable facsimile (preferably something longer and with a bigger circumference) sit on it, and rotate on it at full speed until you projectile vomit from the g-forces all over your brand new leather chair..
Now, excuse me while I go yell at some clouds.
I am an adult. I accept that I may do things that might be less secure, and I am willing to take the risk that someone may gain access to my personal profile on the Medieval Plumbing channel. If I'm profligate in handing out my password to strangers, using "password" as my password, and clicking on random links from anyone who has died and left me money or who is offering me a bigger dick or free casino spins then I accept that's it's my fault and I'll accept the consequences. No matter what, the decision about the silly risks that I take should be mine, not the whim of the cornholing twatwaffle who is deciding what the security protocols should be that day. To said twatwaffle, know that I'm extending, with fervor and righteous indignation, the full thrust of my extended middle digit in your direction. May you take it or a reasonable facsimile (preferably something longer and with a bigger circumference) sit on it, and rotate on it at full speed until you projectile vomit from the g-forces all over your brand new leather chair..
Now, excuse me while I go yell at some clouds.
I know I can turn it off but I use different keyboards/languages/autocorrects and it puts in the accents for me in French, and I feel dumb when I don't use accents in French. lol
It actually has nothing to do with auto correct. Its called predictive text and it's likely because you type Hilton a lot in Google or apple browsers or maps. For me if I type leo it automatically tries to do leolist... sorry for being too techy.
The thing is for me it happen when I write "Je" and it changes automatically for "Jean". I never write Jean? I don't remember the last time I wrote the name Jean. So I don't know how it happened, really?
Then I would write Jeans, not Jean. And I write "Je" a thousand more times than I could write Jeans or Jean. I ended up turning this option off, taking the time to correct my texts is good.
149 pages of tax forms ... I cannot live without my accountantCanada taxes are so complicated especially if you have worldwide incomes...
I promise you that I don't type Hilton a lot, practically never, and especially not with my phone. I might look up the location of one of the Doubletree Hotels but I'm way to lazy to type out "Doubletree by Hilton Montreal downtown"
Do you remember when a certain cola manufacturer paid for the predictive text to switch to "Coke"? It was downright infuriating. Instead of "come downstairs" it would switch too "Coke downstairs" which has a very different meaning lol
I'm convinced that Hilton is doing the same thing, but apparently only with me lolllll
This sounds like a co-branding opportunity!
Maybe the Hilton's auto-correct switches "Great" to "Greek" ?
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