What's the weirdest thing you believed as a kid?

[Thor Jr]

I always thought that all Dogs were males and all Cats were the females.

So when I saw one dog humping another, well, you know where I'm going with this.

Don't get me started on when one dog licks another dogs butt.

 

[Jacob Israel]

I always thought that all Dogs were males and all Cats were the females.

So when I saw one dog humping another, well, you know where I'm going with this.

Don't get me started on when one dog licks another dogs butt.

I thought that too lol

 

[Valentina Amante]

These are fkn hilarious. Holy shit!

 

[Jacob Israel]

These are fkn hilarious. Holy shit!

Some might not relate in fact the majority. I thought Circumcized was the norm. When I saw uncut men at the ymca at like 7 I was so shocked. I remember asking my mom about it lol

 

[philonius]

Some might not relate in fact the majority. I thought Circumcized was the norm. When I saw uncut men at the ymca at like 7 I was so shocked. I remember asking my mom about it lol

I had the complete opposite. First time I saw a circumsized dick I thought some guys just aren't born with the extra skin. Then I found out why it wasn't there and I couldn't believe it.

 

[Flyingby]

That hoverboards were real

 

[EastWind]

Get good grades = a good job where a big office and desk is the end all be all.

The fuck. Absolute bullshit. Something my parents tried to force fed this "dream" into me thinking this will be my dream. They think this was life safety and security.

What I have learned is to never ever sacrifice your freedom and formlessness for the illusion of security and safety.

 

[LeDodo]

Never believe in that and I'm afraid it's rather a French belief/joke "la masturbation rend sourd"
Masturbation turns you deaf.
It was something as a kid we used to say to others when someone didn't hear something correctly lol

 

[Valentina Amante]

Masturbation turns you deaf.

What?

 

[LeDodo]

What?

Deaf, not blind

 

[zuku]

Directly swallowing pop rocks candy would make holes in my stomach.

 

[Zero_Six]

-If you bought your radio in 1985, it couldn't play any music made after 1985. I think I came to that conclusion because we had a pretty old radio and my parents only ever listened to classic rock. I only heard newer music when my brothers played cassettes or we were in a store with music played over the speakers.

-Your body is basically an empty sack with a few organs. When someone eats a lot and says they're full, they're literally full of food, head to toe.

-40 hours a week of honest work would be enough to buy a house, car, have a wife and children, and maybe even take an annual vacation. This one I think may have actually been true at the time but sadly no longer is.

 

[EastWind]

In school always taught that doing addition/subtraction from right to left is the correct and only way.

After finding out doing calculations from left to right instead after reading a book on mental math was eye opening.

School is not about learning but in actuality is about subtle control and subjugation.

 

[Doc Holliday]

I grew up believing in the stork. I really did! Then when i was introduced to sex education in school the things i learned took me for a spin & finding out how babies were actually made hit me almost as hard as the day my parents told me Santa Clause wasn’t real.

I was 11.

 

[Valentina Amante]

Ah yes the stork hahaha! Too funny!

 

[mauricevachon]

Vaccines.

 

[Valentina Amante]

Vaccines.

Don’t get me started sir.

 

[Anong]

THEN believed that sucking boob can make you def and licking pussy can make you blind.
NOW when started to get hearing and visual problem believing that it is due to sucking lot of boobs and licking uncounted pussies.

 

[Valentina Amante]

THEN believed that sucking boob can make you def and licking pussy can make you blind.
NOW when started to get hearing and visual problem believing that it is due to sucking lot of boobs and licking uncounted pussies.

LMFAO. Poor anong. I guess you’re typing this with text to speech and a cochlear implant, right?

 

[EagerBeaver]

That the Abominable Snowman in Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was a real creature in the world.