What's the weirdest thing you believed as a kid?

[Thor Jr]

I always thought that all Dogs were males and all Cats were the females.

So when I saw one dog humping another, well, you know where I'm going with this.

Don't get me started on when one dog licks another dogs butt.

 

[Jacobisrael]

I always thought that all Dogs were males and all Cats were the females.

So when I saw one dog humping another, well, you know where I'm going with this.

Don't get me started on when one dog licks another dogs butt.

I thought that too lol

 

[Valentina Amante]

These are fkn hilarious. Holy shit!

 

[Jacobisrael]

These are fkn hilarious. Holy shit!

Some might not relate in fact the majority. I thought Circumcized was the norm. When I saw uncut men at the ymca at like 7 I was so shocked. I remember asking my mom about it lol

 

[philonius]

Some might not relate in fact the majority. I thought Circumcized was the norm. When I saw uncut men at the ymca at like 7 I was so shocked. I remember asking my mom about it lol

I had the complete opposite. First time I saw a circumsized dick I thought some guys just aren't born with the extra skin. Then I found out why it wasn't there and I couldn't believe it.

 

[Flyingby]

That hoverboards were real

 

[EastWind]

Get good grades = a good job where a big office and desk is the end all be all.

The fuck. Absolute bullshit. Something my parents tried to force fed this "dream" into me thinking this will be my dream. They think this was life safety and security.

What I have learned is to never ever sacrifice your freedom and formlessness for the illusion of security and safety.

 

[LeDodo]

Never believe in that and I'm afraid it's rather a French belief/joke "la masturbation rend sourd"
Masturbation turns you deaf.
It was something as a kid we used to say to others when someone didn't hear something correctly lol