Let me rephrase it.
Have you considered Chromebooks?
They're not the most popular models on the market but they ooze of confidence; confidence in the ability to make you squirt as it responds instantly when you turn it on.
You'll probably confused at first by its lack of available programs on the menu. That's only because it'll quickly get familiar with your tastes. It'll only need to provide you with one item on the menu to satisfy all your current needs. Before you start thinking this is a one trick pony, let it surprise you with all the accronyms you can think of except one, BBFS. The Chromebook comes disease-free and protected so deepthroat away!
On top of that, it can multi-task, so you can jump into threesomes, foursomes or orgies without worrying about performance. Speaking about performance, it'll have no problem licking you or give you orgasms for hours before it has to recharge. Thanks to years of experience, it has acquired the ability to quickly learn what you need but also knows when to turn you on your belly to teach you a few things you never knew about itself.
Sounds too good to be true right? It might be. That's because the most important part of its body, according to some, isn't the biggest. The piece de resistance is not as thick or wide as you're probably used to. On a positive note, it's always hard and ready. It's rather on the smaller end of the spectrum in most models but luckily, it's solvable. There are enhancement pills to help increase its size or Google offers a permanent enhancement surgery at a very affordable yearly price. Do note, Google's surgery is not limited to Chromebook only, it's transferabe across compatible models so you can easily replace it with a newer model someday!
Once it has satisfied your needs, it'll be discreet enough to be used by the youngers ones without divulging your secrets; father figure authority not included. As you get more familiar with the Chromebook, you'll come to realize how open-minded it is to the ideas of pleasuring your senses. However in a public setting, higher learning individuals may feel threathened by it's open-minded approach and may create conflicts for you and your newfound partner as you enter into an educated society. What will you do when that happens?
The end...
p.s. left you a pm.
ound: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMFG!!!! You made my night!! :love:
