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Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

Julia Sky

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Oct 29, 2016
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Would you want to be friends with someome who regularly leaves their trash on the table in fast-food restaurants?
No. My friends are on the complete opposite of that spectrum, I've had a friend stop his car on the side of the road to pick up the trash that someone threw out the window from another car. Lol

Fast food employees don't get paid enough to pick up invidividual customers' trash.
 

mtlspacial

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Now I remember why I don't go to the gym at 4pm.
 

ChloeCoeur

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If you're not eating dark chocolate before coitus, start doing so. Improves blood circulation something shocking, was able to stay hard an inordinate amount of time before busting just because I ate some dark chocolate a few hours earlier.
I don't drink coffee but I often have dark chocolate as part of my breakfast heheheh
 

AnthonyAnderson

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I saw a guy the other day coming out of a discount store while carrying a mattress a his head, then to realize he had a parking ticket. That's not going to be as good a discount as you expected, bud! Don't we just love watching the average man in action?
 

urquell

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Dungeon Crawler Carl got greenlit for a live action version! Yay! But on Peacock, so maybe ...Boo? Time will tell! Cautiously excited...... :)