How Can an Escort Tell your Profession?

[Hmmm…]

So I posted a while back when girls started posting what profession do not prefer, which is still beyond me to this day, but my other question is this...how do they know what your real profession is? I get if you are a professional baller....but if you are a professional golfer..is that a may be? Is it yes for some balls and no for other balls? Is playing with big balls bad and small balls good? What about science teachers or doctors having the same nerdiness as biotech anal-ysts working for privates equity stealing people's homes? The same I mean some tech bros are pretty muscular as are engineers working for Lockheed making bombs ...so it's all good for them . How do they go about it ? Show up and ask you ? Do you have to show proof? They do the inquisition before the act Also i get Our black robed brothers for the most are well endowed with the Lord so that can cause some problems with the Church, but what is the deal with airline food and those guys who make it?

 

[Giselle Montreal]

Is that really a thing?

 

[joeca]

WTF? Should I have smoked more weed before reading this ?

 

[Leovinci]

if you are a professional baller....

Like a guy with lots of girls, fancy suits, 3 or 4 luxury cars, a few million in the bank, and bling around his neck?

 

[Wildstar]

I pushed the door open, nervous but confident. I knew their reputation. But I was prepared. Carhartt flex plants, Ariat hi vis safety work shirt, steel toed boots caked with dried mud. I even smashed the cheap g shock on my wrist against the elevator door on the way up. I peered through unbreakable safety glasses. No way would my secret get uncovered.

Before I could even finish saying “Hi, I’m…”, she lifted a single hand, appraising me. “Cross border transaction tax specialist ”, she said quietly.

My mouth dropped open. “How did you know?”
“Oh please. You know my profession. You know our skill in this area. Did you really think this costume would fool me?” You might as well have ‘cross border transaction tax specialist’ tattooed on your forehead.”

Defeated, I laid the donation on the table, my profession once again deduced by an escort.

 

[LeDodo]

I don't even know what I'm doing sometimes so if they can tell me what I do, I'll be happy to hear!

 

[boredmotorcycle]

I've never met one who wasn't surprised by my profession so far. It's actually a guessing game I like to play with each one, lol.

 

[newguy39]

Some are pretty good with their guessing not only for profession but name, one litteraly told me once: nah it's not your real name, you look more like a ...... and she was right !!

 

[EastWind]

There was only one SP who was able to guess that I was a used condom salesman. So impressed I just gave her the donation and spent the two hours just talking or arm wrestling. And she was allowed the raid the overpriced hotel fridge.