In the 90's, after many trial and error, the term, "I guarantee my girls" or you don't pay because the driver would always try to hustle you for a $20. We booked a lesbian show for a bachelor party at a hotel downtown with adjoining rooms. When the girls show up they were brutal! Because I got the guarantee I sent them back with no issues. Called agency number two, waited a couple hours then 2 more horrendous ladies show up. Because we have been drinking so much we just continued with the show. The show was terrible. At the end of the show we had 2 services but nobody wanted to go. So my buddy pulled me aside and said, "Listen, I paid for this shit, you're banging one of them and I'm banging the other".
I did what I had to do! It was short and sweet!
I did what I had to do! It was short and sweet!





