Recent content by Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

Closer to the topic at hand, can't expect most guys to have the same level of game as dang ol' Boomhauer, man.

How overpriced indies usually are is an instant turn-off for me. Whether an agency will insist to stay on the up and square (thanks Popeye) or engage in some shady shit is a gamble, then again so is any indy flat out lying about her age. If Traci Lords did it, any broad can do it. One exception...

The dating scene is FUBAR as far as I'm concerned, I believe that apps like Tinder are a big culprit in this. One night stands are even easier than in the 60's for the boomer generation, yet Gen Y and Gen Z are the least satisfied when it comes to establishing actual serious relationships. It's...

Lost my virginity at 23 to a lady of the evening (my preferred terminology, thanks Bubbles from TPB) and have zero regrets. I've been quite antisocial most of my life and have had very poor rolls of the dice with women. My last genuine girlfriend suffered from mental health issues and was...

Indies tend to overcharge. And the ones that undercut everyone else do so for a reason, low floor/high ceiling. I find agencies more trustworthy.

That sounds like a hentai, lmao.

Married Hispanic couples do have a tendency to call each other "mami" and "papi" so yes, it's not just an age gap thing.

They were rare in communist Eastern Europe, lol. From info gathered from my elders, it was mostly German porno mags. All media from the "imperialist, decadent West" had to be smuggled in, much like in modern China, piracy capital of the world. So let's just say those working girls got a lot of...

Now for something much more G-rated, at least in the context of my previous entry...I have a massive fetish for sexy, busty Christian chicks. As in nothing gets me hard like a pair of big tits with a crucifix hanging over them. I've always been a very spiritual person, I was raised Christian but...

By the looks of it, it was only once they were legal that they were finally able to muster up the guts to lose their V-card with the aid of a pro. To a hopelessly virginal adolescent, something like buying/renting porno in secret (remember when we'd rent that stuff?) feels like a walk in the...

For what it's worth, fathers used to do that for their teenage sons back in the glorious days of Greco-Roman Antiquity. Most often a "sacred prostitute" / priestess of Aphrodite. Seen as an important rite of passage. "Gaius, my son. You are a man now. I expect you will be starting a family of...

MILF incest. But only when it happens to other people. Like that infamous story where this one guy broke both his arms in like a skateboarding accident at 14 and his parents noticed that he was getting more irascible every week. They figured out it's because he hasn't been able to rub one out...

I have this antipathy towards her because her stage name sounds less like a porno name and more like a wrestling name. I'm like "damn bro, some female rassler could've made it big with that handle". :p For what it'd worth, if I could travel to Hongcouver and have Kianna Dior be my Asian mommy...

Addendum, this one slag who promised GFE then insisted on CBJ. I showered, I shaved, I wore clean underwear, as God is my witness there was nothing objectionable about my member. Should've walked away right then and there bur I'm too much of a sucker for fake tits that I can suck on and then...

If we could be so bold to ask, name and agency?