Recent content by Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

Une fois, j'ai vu une demoiselle qui utilisait le nom La_Blue_Puppet. Me suis dit "sweet, elle connait c'est quoi La Blue Girl, une petite perverse comme moi hehe". Mais son truc etait pas mal trop sado-maso, so I pussied out. o_O

"Smitty Werben Jaegermann-Jansson, he was number 1!"

Le plus memorable de cette toune-la...il rit EXACTEMENT comme Super Mario, le mec. :D

Nah, mane. If I ever get cashed up, I'm flying my ass to Asia to search for the future Mrs. Jaeger-Manjenson. My current finances allow me to partake in "hobbying", a notable upgrade would allow for the unlikely dream of settling down.

My paradox: I love books but dislike reading, because my eyesight is poor (still need one more eye operation so that both eyes are able to see properly without glasses/contacts) and they tend to dry up when reading for extended periods of time. So my fix is listening to audiobooks. I enjoy...

This one stripper at Club Downtown. Absolutely massive but hard as cement. Therefore counterintuitive, like being endowed with a monster phallus of 12 inches that always stays flaccid.

Lisant tout ca, je me demande si qqun a deja vu une "Alice_CaGlisse" comme dans la toune de Francky Vincent.

For the clients, whoever does the booking at Forever is an absolute sweetheart. THIS is customer service.

"Depending on their policy, too many cancelations may result in you being banned from service" Note the caveat "too many". If one is too many, I can expect better customer service at my shady-ass laundromat.

They say that black don't crack...then yellow has all the other colors beat, :P

Maybe a portion of them are really hard up for money. The pornographic industry pays male actors peanuts in the context of how much the female actors receive, but gay actors get a notably higher paycheque.

Big OOF moment right there. o_O Let's just put it this way...I am very conscientious about my rectal hygiene, I make a point of being squeaky-clean "down there". Because I can't imagine anything more revolting than to spend all day sitting in my own filth. A little bit of a paradox, I am...

LOL you specify "incidental" friction. Except that in the sex act being discussed, it's anything but incidental, it's prolonged. Maybe you haven't seen double anal, in which case you really aren't missing much. But suffice it to say, if I feel an attraction to women's breasts, I'm rubbing my...

Those are rarer now, used to be common back in Nadya VIP's days.

I said discomfort, not damage. Nuance worth noting, whether we're talking psychologic or physical. Again it's not the proximity. It's the friction. "Are women automatic lesbians if they have a threesome with a man and their boobs or pussy happen to touch each other?" Potentially. The sexual...