Recent content by Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

Should've asked for your money back if you were assaulted.

If we're speaking in hypotheticals (considering that she's already hitched and dating/marrying a courtesan of the screen is a daunting task), my nomination goes to Lichelle Marie. She's from Arkansas meaning she's a redneck by default, and I like me some oversexed redneck women. Plus she's got...

I'll add Britney and Dolly @Forever to the mix. Repeats are definitely in my future.

I'm surprised she didn't just call herself "Indica Sativa".

"Yoroi: Samurai Zombie", while outwardly appearing as a shlocked-up B-movie, managed to leave me emotionally devastated with its ending. Finding a version that is both uncut and with intelligible subtitles might be tricky, it's either one or the other.

I also have a soft spot for cosmic horror/body horror of the H.P. Lovecraft/Toshio Maeda school, Proper Lovecraft adaptations are few and far between, but the recent The Color Out Of Space was alright (Nic Cage is all and all is in Nic Cage), along with the Necronomicon anthology from '93...

It's possible to get something arranged as long as we aren't skeevy like that guy who got sent to con college.

Wishmaster, I prefer supernatural horror Evil Dead The Omen Worst one I ever saw was B/C-movie Knight of the Dead. From the DVD cover, you expect that the payoff will be that during the denouement, a badass knight in plate armor will go plowing through the revenants (correct medieval European...

Is handprint tattoo supposed to mean something nefarious, like tied to a specific criminal gang?

I feel the visceral urge to address the elephant in the room and ASSUME the gun ain't loaded...

I can be difficult on occasion and then feel self-conscious about it. I picture the dame in a nurse's uniform marking down "Patient is difficult" in her notepad. Because it's entirely possible for me to get so wrapped up in the foreplay ("Sweet, I just gave her an O") that I lose track of the...

I'm as horny in my mid-to-late 30's as I was in my late teens. Strikes me as curious.

But they will still tell you that "partenariats publics-prives" is the work of the Devil and make you wait 4-5 months for appointment with a specialist.

Was wondering about preferences over getting oneself to climax. Do you prefer using your own hand or let the girl get you off herself? I lean towards the former but I gotta say that ever since I've been experimenting with the latter, it's on a whole different level. If you're going for a truly...

"Ozempic" strikes me as a coastal New England town where Quebecers go on holiday. About 50 miles south of Ogunquit.