Recent content by Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

This.

In any case, the butthole is secondary to me. More important by a fair margin are the buttcheeks themselves. I need to go to town on them. It came instinctually to me, from the first moment I ever laid eyes on a woman in a thong. B u t t c h e e k s

Indeed, but the general area. Still, rather ingenious "engineering" if you ask me. Which leads me to yet another of my far-out musings. Designing the vagina so that the urine comes out of a separate, smaller hole...it does give a bit of ammunition to the proponents of Intelligent Design. In that...

Honestly, it's difficult to explain but to me, it's rather similar to DATY. One can easily make the argument "that's where shit comes from" but the retort would be "the vagina is where piss and menstrual blood come from", it's not intrinsically clean either. In the state of nature, it is unclean...

It affects my nutrition.

If the sex is heterosexual, the latter category hate it. If not, they will promote it.

:( hairy, unkempt bush :( completely bald :D Brazilian wax with the "landing strip" 90's aesthetics uber alles.

Then you might need to rewatch the music video specifically. The pool part.

The visual reminds me of the music video for "Innocent" by Our Lady Peace, thanks for that.

PSA: I strongly urge you not to have sex during a 40C heatwave. For one, you will likely get dehydrated and your performance will suffer. Worse than that, I once insisted on keeping a date on such weather and damn near kissed the pavement after the heat made me dizzy. Moral of the story, you...

I'm guessing I lucked out this year. Humidex is obscenely high (40C), yet I can hardly feel it inside my shabby flat. I don't even use air conditioning but an old school ventilation fan because I'm set in my ways. But I feel sorry for those poor Euros, cooking under anti-AC, "green" Eurotrash...

I feel the burning desire to try ane, raw. But for that, you need a GF. I have about as much game as PS3 (iykyk). So ladies of the evening it is, with the rubber johnny on.

"Pictures you can hear".

A time-honored tradition since days of yore.

Try Forever.