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    When was the last time you DATOed?

    In any case, the butthole is secondary to me. More important by a fair margin are the buttcheeks themselves. I need to go to town on them. It came instinctually to me, from the first moment I ever laid eyes on a woman in a thong. B u t t c h e e k s
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    When was the last time you DATOed?

    Indeed, but the general area. Still, rather ingenious "engineering" if you ask me. Which leads me to yet another of my far-out musings. Designing the vagina so that the urine comes out of a separate, smaller hole...it does give a bit of ammunition to the proponents of Intelligent Design. In that...
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    When was the last time you DATOed?

    Honestly, it's difficult to explain but to me, it's rather similar to DATY. One can easily make the argument "that's where shit comes from" but the retort would be "the vagina is where piss and menstrual blood come from", it's not intrinsically clean either. In the state of nature, it is unclean...
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    When was the last time you DATOed?

    It affects my nutrition.
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    In 8 US states now including AZ, customers are felons.

    If the sex is heterosexual, the latter category hate it. If not, they will promote it.
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    Hairy pussy....yay or nay?

    :( hairy, unkempt bush :( completely bald :D Brazilian wax with the "landing strip" 90's aesthetics uber alles.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Then you might need to rewatch the music video specifically. The pool part.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    The visual reminds me of the music video for "Innocent" by Our Lady Peace, thanks for that.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    PSA: I strongly urge you not to have sex during a 40C heatwave. For one, you will likely get dehydrated and your performance will suffer. Worse than that, I once insisted on keeping a date on such weather and damn near kissed the pavement after the heat made me dizzy. Moral of the story, you...
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    What are you grateful for today?

    I'm guessing I lucked out this year. Humidex is obscenely high (40C), yet I can hardly feel it inside my shabby flat. I don't even use air conditioning but an old school ventilation fan because I'm set in my ways. But I feel sorry for those poor Euros, cooking under anti-AC, "green" Eurotrash...
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    I feel the burning desire to try ane, raw. But for that, you need a GF. I have about as much game as PS3 (iykyk). So ladies of the evening it is, with the rubber johnny on.
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    Réaction exagérée pour Hélène Boudreau?

    "Pictures you can hear".
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    Réaction exagérée pour Hélène Boudreau?

    A time-honored tradition since days of yore.
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    Do you prefer booking a SP days in advance? or more spontaneously?

    I'm much more likely to know if I have time/am in a good condition the day of.
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    How important is MSOG to you?

    Not important at all. I'm Mr. Bigshot. Once I've scored the big goal after putting in the work, no more interest in coitus until the next day.
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    Réaction exagérée pour Hélène Boudreau?

    25K esti? Pour une fraction de ca, il aurait pu booker une charmante demoiselle d'une agence locale pour fiston. Et pas grand-monde l'aurait reconnue comme telle.
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    Réaction exagérée pour Hélène Boudreau?

    Ce qui ressort pour moi dans ca, c'est qu'il a fallu que je la Google pour savoir c'etait qui. Et la j'ai des souvenirs qui refont surface "ah ouais, celle qui a flashe ses boules a son ceremonie de diplomes". P-e c'est un signe qu'elle est en manque de celebrite, ou que je ne fais pas...
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    Shaved ?

    Yep, the "landing strip" is what occurs to me when I hear "Brazilian wax". I believed it to be its defining feature but it seems there are different levels of wax.