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Skym

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Last time was a week ago with the sexy Chanelle. While she was giving head, i could see her out of world ass in the mirror, i knew at that moment i had to eat it later.
Dato her ass in doggie, i wish could of take more time doing this but i wanted to be inside her asap.

Best asses i have enjoyed recently:
Chanelle@Forever
Ruby@Euphoria (top2) sweet young asian, tasty ass
Gigi@Zcm
Thea@TopSeasonGirl
Riley@Forever (top3) hot blonde with top tier ass
Rose@Vog *honorable mention, pink ass, pussy and titties combo
Anna@Xxxclusive
Mona@Indy
Elena@Limerence
Joys Santana@Indy (top1) hot latina barbie with nice ass, prone bone dato, it feel like on clouds

Some girls i want to add to this list soon:
Valencia@Euphoria
Constance@Euphoria
Shadow@Euphoria
That's a helluva list!
Did those girls love being eaten on their back door?
 

ceny77

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A few weeks ago I very briefly licked an agency provider’s sexy little butthole mid-session (my second time).

The first time was with a Japanese woman in Tokyo last autumn. She had one of the finest pussy and ass I’ve ever had the privilege of putting my hands and tongue on/in.

Neither of them complained. It must feel really good to them.
 

Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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Never. No disrespect, but why would I put my mouth on an orifice from where litteral shit comes out? Someone's gonna have to explain this one to me, seriously!
Honestly, it's difficult to explain but to me, it's rather similar to DATY. One can easily make the argument "that's where shit comes from" but the retort would be "the vagina is where piss and menstrual blood come from", it's not intrinsically clean either. In the state of nature, it is unclean and we make it clean. It could be seen as a metaphor for taking the earth, clearing away the weeds and filth and rendering it arable and suitable for sustaining life. Or how civilization elevates a savage, barbaric ruffian from the state of nature where life is nasty, brutish and short into an individual who is productive, creative and full of potential. The metaphysics of eating ass, I know I sound high on my own bullshit right now, everyday proof that I missed my calling of either law or politics.

Thing is, I can more or less be defined as a clean freak. And nowhere else is it more obvious than in my extremely violent revulsion to fecal matter. No material in the world disgusts me as much as shit, if I were forced to stick my hand in a pile of shit or a receptacle of acid, I'd plunge it in the acid. If I were ever to marry, it would be stated plain as day in the prenup that I would never be required to change my spawn's dirty diaper. So how in the blue hell does that coexist with my love of female ass? Because if the woman's hygiene is above any reproach, then not only is her pussy clean enough to eat, but so is her ass. We wash our asses conscientiously because we are advanced enough to acknowledge that walking around all day with an asscrack full of filth is undesirable for both our health and overall comfort. Again, the transformative process of civilization that turns us from monkeys with shitty asscracks into proper human beings who can afford themselves the luxury of oral sex without the fear of catching some terrible bacteria or virus. So if I am aware that the woman I'm with is so conscientious with her hygiene that even her bunghole is clean enough for me to stick my tongue in it without concern, that just renders her orders of magnitude more desirable. Somewhat paradoxically, as a clean freak, the entire process strikes me as astoundingly erotic. Plus, the female asshole is like, small and cute and much like the Japanese, I have a soft spot for things that are small and cute.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk, "The Emancipatory Nature of Personal Hygiene Standards: From Hobbes to Voltaire to Eating Ass".
 

AnthonyAnderson

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Thank you for coming to my TED talk, "The Emancipatory Nature of Personal Hygiene Standards: From Hobbes to Voltaire to Eating Ass".
That sure counts as an explanation! On my part I simply have no attraction to this region, such that even in the presence of a thoroughly clean area, I would not be drawn to it.
 
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LeDodo

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One can easily make the argument "that's where shit comes from" but the retort would be "the vagina is where piss and menstrual blood come from", it's not intrinsically clean either.
But piss doesn't come out of the vagina ...
Menstrual blood ok but it's not an everyday thing and DATY is not only sticking your tongue inside the vagina ...
 

Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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But piss doesn't come out of the vagina ...
Indeed, but the general area. Still, rather ingenious "engineering" if you ask me.
Which leads me to yet another of my far-out musings. Designing the vagina so that the urine comes out of a separate, smaller hole...it does give a bit of ammunition to the proponents of Intelligent Design. In that God is a man and knew exactly what He was doing.

...and then the anus is an erogenous zone in both males and females. God is a troll? :oops:
 

bodick7

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If you look at the anus in isolation (completely zoomed in, excluding the surrounding genitals), it is almost impossible to tell the difference between a man and a woman.
Perhaps more hairy?… I simply don’t have enough mobility nor patience to shave there.
 

Wessex

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It increases the risk of catching a H.pylori infection among other things. Super hygiene is a must. Even going from fucking her ass to fucking her pussy can get her all sorts of infections, as real life is not like in porn !
 
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