The true meaning behind reviews ;)

[jalimon]

Hilarious thread on the subject of reviews:
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?702408-Summary-of-almost-every-review-of-an-incall

I needed to share and perhaps we could have our own Merb version here hehe

Cheers,

 

[The Nature Boy]

Our version would probably include guys referring to their dicks as "junior", or "the little guy". That to me is the most cringe worthy

how bout Herman?

 

[jalimon]

I always cringe when I read a review that starts with

"as soon as she opened the door my jaw dropped to the floor..."

Dude as soon as she opened the door you saw fuck all... As she's hiding behind it!!

 

[bushleague]

Also, based on reviews, i learned over the years that almost every guy here is "above average". :typing:

 

[hungry101]

I always cringe when I read a review that starts with

"as soon as she opened the door my jaw dropped to the floor..."

Dude as soon as she opened the door you saw fuck all... As she's hiding behind it!!

My jaw has dropped and I have felt giddy like the cat that has caught the canary.

I honestly couldn't get into that thread and I didn't find it particularly humorous at all. I have seen several threads like this and it's OK to laugh at one's self. I honestly do not read about guys saying that they are well hung or that they made every girl orgasm. More often, I find threads about guys complaining about other guys that say this. The biggest problem is guys that will never write a review or worse will never write an honest review.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

There are a few here where it is all about them.

 

[PSEfreak]

thank you Jalimon for this thread..... made my miserable day better.

 

[Flyingby]

“I’ll leave out the details”

I think I got more mileage that most so won’t share the details so that the next guy dosen’t feels bad about himself.

-This is a review board! What is the point if there are no details

 

[Flyingby]

Written by oh so many merbites

During daty she had a mind blowing O! She looked at me asking herself how can he be so good

 

[Bbw hunter]

My jaw has dropped and I have felt giddy like the cat that has caught the canary.

I honestly couldn't get into that thread and I didn't find it particularly humorous at all. I have seen several threads like this and it's OK to laugh at one's self. I honestly do not read about guys saying that they are well hung or that they made every girl orgasm. More often, I find threads about guys complaining about other guys that say this. The biggest problem is guys that will never write a review or worse will never write an honest review.

I agree with you Hungry as I didn't find that thread very funny either. It just felt like an excuse for guys to be smartasses and complain for nothing with snide comments peppered with what they believe passes for wit. I agree with you that making fun of guys who actually post reviews seems to defeat the purpose of why we are here, especially since the vast majority of guys here don't even review. Seems petty to mock the ones that actually do, not to mention being kind of cannibalistic as well.

There is nothing new under the sun. There are only so many ways you can describe these encounters so it's inevitable that reviews will become repetitive. I don't expect Shakespearan prose from these posts; I just want to know if the Sp is worth seeing. If some dude wants to brag that an Sp could not engulf his huge member during DT I will take it with a grain of salt and look for useful intel about the girl in the post and go from there.

 

[jalimon]

BBW really it's just a sarcastic thread to laugh at our self. And I think it's funny as hell.

If we are not worth a laugh we are not worth much.

So really reading some reviews do reveal a lot about human nature. And some of it is really funny.

Cheers,

 

[Bbw hunter]

BBW really it's just a sarcastic thread to laugh at our self. And I think it's funny as hell.

If we are not worth a laugh we are not worth much.

So really reading some reviews do reveal a lot about human nature. And some of it is really funny.

Cheers,

Maybe...but I usually find your comments way funnier!

 

[hungry101]

^^^ I agree. I have had a good laugh reading lots of stuff Jalimon writes but I just didn't find this thread that entertaining.

What would be more entertaining would be a thread about the true meaning behind shills or white knights. For example a guy writes in a review that he didn't receive DFK during his session and the shill writes something like Escort XYZ's BBBJ is so good you don't need DFK.

Now that's funny.