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Doc Holliday

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Wow, at least a million a year too much IMO.

Maybe, but don't forget that because of the tax situation, Montreal (and to a degree, other Canadian teams) have to overpay players by at least $1 million. Just for example, players playing for Tampa & Florida don't have to pay taxes on their contracts. It's a somewhat unfair advantage for such teams.
 

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After today's Carey Price signing, the Habs have about $7.7 million in cap space. They still need to sign RFA's P.K. Subban, Lars Eller, Raphael Diaz & Aaron Palushaj. If they run out of cap space, they likely will ship high-scoring center Scott Gomez to the minors, thus creating $7.357 in extra cap space.

"Ca commence a sentir la Coupe!" :lol:
 

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... that should shut up Don Cherry a little. :lol:

Yeah right !
The only way la cerise can STFU is to... !

Guy said as much sh!t than : Doc Mailloux, Glenn Beck, Newt, Palin, Charest and Harper combined !

Hell 'The lord told him to go back in hockey and thus coaching Bobby Orr'

Now unless this guy as a thing going for Bobby Orr like someone I suspect out here has for Gomez... this guy can't say anything without talking about Bobby Orr.

Betcha he'd say to his kids "Eat your breakfast cuze back in the days I was coaching Bobby Orr... we didn't have much to eat"

Lying down in the bed looking at the ceiling he probably said once "Honey, this was so goood that you made little Bobby Orr very happy" :lol:
 

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Montreal got blinsided!!! Jagr signs with Dallas for 1 year at $4.55.

The flags are at half-mast @ the Bell Centre.
 

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The Monster is now a Red Wing!!!

Leafs reject Jonas Gustavsson has just signed a 2-year deal with the Wings worth $3 million.

l.

wow it will be good to see what the Monster can do on a professional hockey team. Good for him !
 

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Coyotes' Brett MacLean went into cardiac arrest last night

GLENDALE, ARIZONA --- Phoenix Coyotes General Manager Don Maloney has issued the following statement regarding Coyotes forward Brett MacLean - who suffered a cardiac emergency last night in Owen Sound, Ontario.

“Brett was playing hockey last night in Owen Sound, Ontario when he suffered a medical emergency,” said Maloney. “Brett received CPR on site and was taken to a local hospital by ambulance where he was treated. He was then transported via an air ambulance to Knight University Hospital in London, Ontario where he was admitted to the cardiac ICU. Our thoughts and prayers are with Brett and his family. We request that everyone please respect their privacy at this time. We will provide an update on Brett's status when information is available.”

http://coyotes.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=637175
 

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The Monster is now a Red Wing!!!

Leafs reject Jonas Gustavsson has just signed a 2-year deal with the Wings worth $3 million. Congrats Detroit! :thumb:

I think Gustavsson will work out in Detroit because he:

- is playing for a successful and well respected coach - instead of a prick like Wilson who routinely throws his players under the bus

- is playing for a classy and well run organization - instead of a bubbling farce of a hockey franchise found in Toronto

- has a well-defined role and clear expectations - i.e., he’s not expected to be some team saviour having been over hyped by a buffoon, blow hard general manger
 

Doc Holliday

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I think Gustavsson will work out in Detroit because he:

- is playing for a successful and well respected coach - instead of a prick like Wilson who routinely throws his players under the bus

Uh, Ron Wilson isn't even coaching the Maple Leafs.....:confused:
 

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The habs have under $8 million to work with and still have three key restricted free agents left to sign: P.K. Subban, Lars Eller and Raphael Diaz. This is why i'm certain that they'll likely be sending Scotty Gomez to the minors in order to save on his cap-hit. Or, if they get lucky, they'll find a team fighting to get to the salary cap bottom.

I'm looking at their defence and there is still a lot of questions. Who will be able to move the opposing forwards from in front of the net? As it stands, the defencemen are: Markov, Kaberle, Bouillon, Gorges, Emellin, Webber, P.K. & Diaz.

I don't know why they signed Francis Bouillon. He's undersized, his better days are behind him, and he's 36 years old!

I'm also looking at the forwards and with A.K. gone, who will be scoring the goals? The first line again? Will Eric Cole be able to replicate last season's production? He's 33 years old and banged up. Brandon Prust was a decent addition to the team's third or fourth line, but they had to overpay to get him. Last year's five goals won't do anything to improve the team's offensive stats. I think adding Colby Armstrong was a good move, since it didn't cost them much and he's a good guy to have around the team. He will become a fan favorite in Mtl and on the social media circuit. Travis Moen? They locked him up for another four years. Why????

As for Carey Price, a lot of people questionning giving him that much money, but they fail to realize that he had the leverage in the negotiations with the team since they risked losing him to unrestricted free agency next season if they didn't give him what he wanted. Due to the taxation situation in Quebec as it is, the habs often have to overpay free agents (or potential free agents) in order to lure them to Montreal or keep them there. It's the same situation in the rest of Canada, but to a slightly lesser degree. To put things into perspective, if you're a free agent & have a choice between playing in Mtl and in Florida, for example, why would you want to play in Montreal knowing that you'd have to give away half of your salary to taxes while not paying any tax if you play instead in Florida? It's all about economics....
 

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The habs...P.K. Subban, Scott Gomez....

Again and again and again !

I knew deep down, you like those guys !

Why playing for Montreal ? like so many of them said before.... for them it's an honnor, it's their dream team.
Can you imagine ? even if Habs didn't win the cup for so long they still want to take a cut in $$$ to play here !
Economics ? yeah right !

It's all about our best SPs !!!

Which is... so much more reasons to play in Mtrl... instead of loosing in... well you know !
I don't even have to mention the place or the team anymore !
 

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:confused: hmmmmm, really? Do you mean like Price took a "cut" to play here or are you referring to Prust's "cut" ? And anytime now we will be hearing about PK's "cut" .... Sorry but those three alone did and will NOT take any hometown discounts. They wanna be PAID and I do not blame them.

Why playing for Montreal ? like so many of them said before.... for them it's an honnor, it's their dream team.
Can you imagine ? even if Habs didn't win the cup for so long they still want to take a cut in $$$ to play here !
Economics ? yeah right !
 

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For the record, there isn't a single hab player on the current roster who took a pay cut to remain with that crappy organization. You can take this to the bank!
 

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Why do you steer away from the truth when presented to you? We are talking about the here and now, not the past, excuse me tho, I know how habs fans LOVE the PAST! :lol:

Like I said, Price, Prust and soon to be PK are all overpaid and NONE would take your so called "hometown discount" regardless of the appeal you "think" there is to play in Mtl. Price got paid big so he would agree to the term, had he not been offered big $$$ for long term he would of signed a small term deal and walked after the contract was over. (likely this is what happens in the subban contract as well)

Prust was overpaid by about 2 million over the length of the deal. Toronto got just as an effective player to play on their THIRD LINE not FOURTH LINE like Prust, for a mil less per season and 2 years less. You can overpay for Prust all you want, but he will get 10 mil versus McClement's three and 2 less years. (if Jay M plays well he will get re signed, if Prust bombs, your stuck with him for 4 yrs and 10 mil) When you understand hockey and how things work in a cap era, then come at me and we can debate, until then, dont waste my time please.

Where do you see Price or PK's name in : "like so many of them said before" ?
Helllloooo Houston ? J'ai tu dit cheesburger ?

Hopefully your BF didn't see the name Gomez in "It's all about our best SPs" !
 

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Iggy is absolutely correct, and Gentle is absolutely incorrect (surprise-surprise).

The habs had no choice but to give Carey Price the long-term contract he was asking for. They had to overpay in order to buy some of his UFA years. If they would have signed only for one year (or go to arbitration), he possibly would have wound up costing them more next season or so. Worse, he might have hit the market and head off to the highest bidder. Price is from western Canada and i'm sure he'd prefer playing there. A country music freak, he'd be in paradise playing in Nashville.

It's the same situation with P.K. Subban. My gut-feeling is that the team will try to sign him to a long-term contract in order to avoid the same situation teams like Nashville (Suter & Webber) are facing. It's quite possible they'll sign him for one-year and re-evaluate the situation next season, but they'll be faced with similar situations next season (e.g. Max Paccioretty). Considering that Subban is already walking on egg-shells with the new coach (Mike Therrien, who's been open with his criticism of Subban in the past), he'll likely be signed to a multi-year contract, making him easier to trade if his relationship with the new coaching staff hits rock-bottom during the upcoming season(s).

And finally, yes, Montreal has overpaid for some of the players it signed. But as i've mentionned in the past, Canadian teams (especially ones from Quebec) are faced with a dilemma when trying to lure and keep talent due higher taxes in Canada. Let's say that you're a player earning $6 million and you'd like to play in your hometown province (e.g. Quebec). Your take-home pay would be around $3 million, not counting the fact that you overpay for everything that you purchase (gas, food, etc) and have to pay extra taxes (GST, HST, incl) on top of that. On the other hand, if you'd play for a Florida-based team, you'd take home pretty much the entire $6 million, plus the cost of living is lower. Quality of life is much better in Florida (no winters, beaches, etc) and it's basically a no-brainer. For many of those players, they have wives who are American & children who go to American schools. You can't just relocate the entire family to Canada because you want to play in your hometown....especially when that hometown is french (and school is in french) and the entire family speaks only engish.

Just take the Steve Nash situation. The Raptors made him a heck of an offer. However, you have to take into consideration that he would have given away nearly half of that amount to taxes. On top of that, he has three young children with his ex-wife who lives in Phoenix and there isn't a chance in hell that she would have let him take the kids across the continent and live in Toronto. So, he took less money to play for the Lakers (but considering high taxes in Canada, it's a fairly even trade) and he's close to his kids. It was a no-brainer for him and i hope that Canadian basketball fans don't hold this against him.
 

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I would be ASTONISHED if Detroit misses the playoffs, in spite of losing the second greatest d-man of all time. They still have Pavel Datsyuk, the most skilled player in the world...and perhaps even more importantly they have Ken Holland, the second greatest general manager of all time.

Kenny Holland is SO good that he could probably even get the woeful LEAFS into the playoffs if - Heaven forbid! - he ever replaced the tragically incompetent Brian "Never Met a Meal He Didn't Like" Burke. Of course, to do so, Kenny would have to replace the ENTIRE Leaf team starting with its captain, the reigning two-time most overrated player in the NHL as voted by the players themselves.

Thank Heaven that the NIGHTMARE of Kenny leaving Hockeytown and going to Hogtown will never come to pass!

When did this become the Nhl offseason Free For All threa? Why cant you ever post normal in non S**T Disturbing threads cairo? Your hate and bias is causing you unneeded stress which one day will lead to a stroke or a heart attack.

Why are you personally insulting others in this thread? You attack a member personally even though he didn't do anything like that. I do not see "free for all" after the name of this thread so why the need to instigate? cant hang in the hockey threads anymore since your team is continuing its epic meltdown for the last 45 years? You're unreal!!!

You make a habit of this without instigation against a 100% respectable post, and no Rumples, Jman, or Merlot around. You just move to another target.

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Merlot
 
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