The Confessional

[joeca]

Replacing the word heart with cock really says a lot....

replace heart with fart...that's what a 10 yr old would do....works better in the context

 

[Lunaseraphim]

replace heart with fart...that's what a 10 yr old would do....works better in the context

I've actually heard 12-14 year olds make the same jokes replacing the word heart with cock in those specific songs and others

 

[mtlspacial]

The 12 y/o boy in me likes to replace the word « heart » by « cock » in songs i hear ...sadly, it makes me laugh. Here’s my top 5

5. Unbreak my heart ( toni braxton)
4.Closer to the heart (rush)
3. Achy breaky heart (b cyrus)
2. Lusten to your heart (roxette)
1. Total eclipse of the heart (b. Tyler)

Owner of a Lonely Heart – Yes

 

[S.S neo]

ah come on ... it isn’t saying nothing at all. it’s easier to recognize the little boy spirit still alive in guys througout their life. For some reason, the little girl spirit seems to dissapear at some point for women. That’s why guys still laugh at cock and fart jokes while girls find it hilarious when Sandra Bullock trips while catwalking in Miss congeniality... so more mature ...

 

[Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson]

Reminds me of this collection of big dick jokes. Some were simplistic and infantile while others required a more mature mindset in order to properly weave the strands of immaturity together. Such as this one:
"My dick is so big that is has seceded from the rest of my body; it is now called the Democratic Republic of My Dick."

 

[S.S neo]

Reminds me of this collection of big dick jokes. Some were simplistic and infantile while others required a more mature mindset in order to properly weave the strands of immaturity together. Such as this one:
"My dick is so big that is has seceded from the rest of my body; it is now called the Democratic Republic of My Dick."

I dare people to try not to laugh at Monty Python Bigus Dickus ...

 

[Lunaseraphim]

ah come on ... it isn’t saying nothing at all. it’s easier to recognize the little boy spirit still alive in guys througout their life. For some reason, the little girl spirit seems to dissapear at some point for women. That’s why guys still laugh at cock and fart jokes while girls find it hilarious when Sandra Bullock trips while catwalking in Miss congeniality... so more mature ...

I was just teasing you lol
Also miss congeniality is objectively a really bad movie

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Reminds me of this collection of big dick jokes. Some were simplistic and infantile while others required a more mature mindset in order to properly weave the strands of immaturity together. Such as this one:
"My dick is so big that is has seceded from the rest of my body; it is now called the Democratic Republic of My Dick."

That's a good one

 

[Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson]

I dare people to try not to laugh at Monty Python Bigus Dickus ...

Proof that men have remained immature since the dawn of civilization: Roman legions drawing graffiti of dicks everywhere they went. Antiquity's version of "Kilroy was here".

 

[Michelle Gunn]

I still giggle at pussy farts, every. single. time

 

[LeDodo]

I still giggle at pussy farts, every. single. time

Regardless of who does it?

 

[Julia Sky]

I still giggle at pussy farts, every. single. time

I still get shy when it happens even though it's normal and no one has ever said anything. You laughing would make me feel so much better honestly lmao!!

I've developed a technique to mostly avoid them though so it rarely happens now lol. I'll do one on purpose on our next duo

 

[S.S neo]

I was just teasing you lol
Also miss congeniality is objectively a really bad movie

Quit playing games with my heart

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Quit playing games with my heart

I see where you're going with this