Forgive me father for I have sinned.
And will probably keep on doing anyway.
So... I recently re-downloaded dating apps. But not tinder. Fuck tinder, I'm 5 inches too short and 20 years to old for that meat grinder.
Why? One might ask.
I'm starting to think, I might be masochist. Maybe I started thinking I was still cute and needed to be taken down a notch...
Truth is: In oder to meet women and socialise; I'm using all the tools at my disposal. Doesnt help that I also feel like one by doing so...
And not being overly confident. Not knowing what to say, I usualy find humour to be an amazing device for my endeveour.
One lady had a Google picture on her profile that read:
《Be the hero your dog thinks you are.》
That quote talked to me. In a good way.
Sometimes, not really thinking ahead, cause that's not how creativity and being a man-child works. I instantly replied.
-You are correct madam.
So I tried jumping of my roof, thinking I could fly, crashed, landed on the dog; and now wonder if I'm a super vilain instead?
What animal should I purchase, when I get out of the hospital?
I didnt get any replies sadly.
should I start a go fund me page. So I can visit Ikea and assemble sense of humour for people. Or do I need to sit in silence and say 10 hail maries in the dark again?