Review rating system

[Lionelmessi]

Since you clearly have so much extra time on your hands and love to scrutinize my reviews, I might as well give you a real challenge. I’m on the hunt for Waldo, and I’d be just thrilled if you could help me find him. it's so obvious that your detective skills are nothing short of spectacular and unmatched.Let me know if you're interested. You might even get paid for your Nobel work.

As requested, I went on a quest to find Waldo.
And wouldn’t you know, I found him.

Right there in the Noemie@Vog thread, referring to a her as a “file to close and move on from.”

So thanks for the assignment, because you just proved my point.

People keep arguing that stars are dehumanizing but reducing a woman to a “file” isn’t?

Somehow that’s fine under the current setup?

Comments like yours are exactly why I suggested a helpful/not helpful button

When I want to see a service provider, I don’t beat around the bush, I get it done and close the file, and move on to the next. Simple as that.This file has been dragging on forever.

Not a review. Not constructive.
Simple condescending remarks posted like its casual conversation.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly did you think your contribution was adding to Noemie’s review thread?

Because from here, it looks like pure ego with a side of disrespect.

Waldo was never lost. He was just out here casually objectifying providers in plain sight.

Case closed. No need to pay me
This one’s on the house.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

As requested, I went on a quest to find Waldo.
And wouldn’t you know, I found him.

Right there in the Noemie@Vog thread, referring to a her as a “file to close and move on from.”

So thanks for the assignment, because you just proved my point.

People keep arguing that stars are dehumanizing but reducing a woman to a “file” isn’t?

Somehow that’s fine under the current setup?

Comments like yours are exactly why I suggested a helpful/not helpful button



Not a review. Not constructive.
Simple condescending remarks posted like its casual conversation.

Just out of curiosity, what exactly did you think your contribution was adding to Noemie’s review thread?

Because from here, it looks like pure ego with a side of disrespect.

Waldo was never lost. He was just out here casually objectifying providers in plain sight.

Case closed. No need to pay me
This one’s on the house.

At least I take the time to write reviews and share my reviews with everyone. At the very least, agencies and service providers can confirm each of my experiences as detailed in my reviews. However, I’m quite certain that nothing can be said about you, since you don’t write any reviews and you're simply a character on this forum.Meanwhile, all you seem to do is try to dig up dirt on other members. You must be really unhappy and miserable with yourself. It’s sad to see you constantly trying to create this persona on the forum. If I invited you for drinks, you probably wouldn’t show up because the character you’re trying to portray is just an illusion meant to boost your ego and confidence. On the other hand, I’d be more than happy to accept anyone invitation, as I have nothing to hide and am proud to be myself. The offer for drinks still stands, and I’d be happy to pay, but I know you’d never have the courage to show your face in real life.What an epic adventure being a character behind a screen!

 

[Jordd]

LoL, sorry, the humor was outside my catch. (I can be pretty dense with some kinds of humor.) I love puns, but sarcastic humor can go over my head and under my feet, leaving me completely clueless a funny was made.

Hahahah "humor was outside my catch"
Nice way of saying my joke wasn’t that good!! lol appreciate it (and I can take it!)

 

[Jordd]

I have one advice only.
If it is so bad and so dangerous do something else like millions of other women do.

Brother, that was a low blow. You don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.

We all know that there are men and women who are dangerous in this business exist, continually harping on it in every thread does nothing to change that.
Nobody said it is acceptable behaviour and nobody is condoning it that however is not going to change anything just like continually bashing men will not either.

I don’t find they are continually bashing men. It is brought up occasionally. Since you are not one of those guys, you have nothing to worry about. If it makes some guys question their behavior, that would be a good thing. And more women would stay in this business.
How would advising them to leave do any good?

 

[Jordd]

Wow, thank you so much for your comment, but now I must clarify and defend my position. it's truly inspiring how you managed to dismiss all my reviews as if they didn't matter at all, along with the effort and time I put into them. Honestly, to come here and claim that if it's not me writing reviews, then someone else is, is completely off the mark. Wake up, darling. Reviews are dying on this forum, and if you actually took the time to look, you'd see that most discussions are just inquiries about the menu rather than genuine reviews. They are maybe 100 to 150 active members contributing reviews on a regular basis and considering there are 140,000 registered members, your assumption that someone else is filling in for me is simply delusional. You have a funny way of seeing things. Most members here just read reviews to get information for their best interests and then have nothing to give back to the community. Instead, they spend their time stirring up drama in the lounge, distracting from those who genuinely contribute.But honestly, it's disappointing to see how much unnecessary drama has taken over the lounge section and people seem to have forgotten the real purpose of this forum.

It’s got to be said, among all of the other criticism you’ve received. You are acting totally entitled. You are not the only one writing reviews. You are also delusional about your reviews. They are not worth the time you claim to spend on them. They are verbose, over the top and insulting to say the least. There is not much value in repeated fake and glowing reviews regardless of the subject. Not to mention they’re written using AI, as eloquentely determined by Lionelmessi.

 

[Jordd]

At least I take the time to write reviews and share my reviews with everyone. At the very least, agencies and service providers can confirm each of my experiences as detailed in my reviews. However, I’m quite certain that nothing can be said about you, since you don’t write any reviews and you're simply a character on this forum.Meanwhile, all you seem to do is try to dig up dirt on other members. You must be really unhappy and miserable with yourself. It’s sad to see you constantly trying to create this persona on the forum. If I invited you for drinks, you probably wouldn’t show up because the character you’re trying to portray is just an illusion meant to boost your ego and confidence. On the other hand, I’d be more than happy to accept anyone invitation, as I have nothing to hide and am proud to be myself. The offer for drinks still stands, and I’d be happy to pay, but I know you’d never have the courage to show your face in real life.What an epic adventure being a character behind a screen!

Red flags… so many

 

[Fradi]

Brother, that was a low blow. You don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.


I don’t find they are continually bashing men. It is brought up occasionally. Since you are not one of those guys, you have nothing to worry about. If it makes some guys question their behavior, that would be a good thing. And more women would stay in this business.
How would advising them to leave do any good?

I would advise anyone to leave who continually complains. It is brought up way more than occasionally.
Life is about freedom of choice, choosing a profession that you are happy doing is extremely rewarding.

You want to be a white knight great. Like I said I don’t get swayed by people.
That is what’s wrong with men today they won’t stick up for their beliefs and want to be popular above all lol.

 

[Fradi]

Obvio is always a pleasure to chat with and his reviews are very encouraging!

Was this AI generated ? Just want to make sure.

 

[urquell]

DIE, CURSED THREAD! DIE!

What's keeping the damned exorcist? The demons must be vanquished! Hellspawn! back! back!

 

[Enjoying life]

Was this AI generated ? Just want to make sure.

Nope it’s a real human

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

It’s got to be said, among all of the other criticism you’ve received. You are acting totally entitled. You are not the only one writing reviews. You are also delusional about your reviews. They are not worth the time you claim to spend on them. They are verbose, over the top and insulting to say the least. There is not much value in repeated fake and glowing reviews regardless of the subject. Not to mention they’re written using AI, as eloquentely determined by Lionelmessi.

You know what?It’s hilarious how all you clowns who talk trash about me and my reviews are the same ones who bring nothing to merb but negativity. All you do day and night in your favourite section in the lounge is belittle and shame the members who actually contribute to this community .I can’t help but laugh because I see through you, you’re a bunch of keyboard geeks with no lives, pretending to be cool behind your screens. Your entire existence revolves around this forum, desperately needing it to feel alive, all while trying to tear down those who genuinely contribute. Instead of encouraging, you push away other members, scared of being called out or shame for contributing. You’re nothing but pathetic hypocrites. In real life, I wouldn’t even bother giving you the time of day. You should be ashamed for the way you treat members.

 

[Jordd]

I would advise anyone to leave who continually complains. It is brought up way more than occasionally.
Life is about freedom of choice, choosing a profession that you are happy doing is extremely rewarding.

You want to be a white knight great. Like I said I don’t get swayed by people.
That is what’s wrong with men today they won’t stick up for their beliefs and want to be popular above all lol.

Bah doesn’t everyone complain about their job…even if they love it? Imagine if they don’t love it.
Honestly, I’m not seeing it. Maybe I’m not as sensitive to it. I don’t read all the threads though.

 

[Enjoying life]

You know what?It’s hilarious how all you clowns who talk trash about me and my reviews are the same ones who bring nothing to merb but negativity. All you do day and night in your favourite section in the lounge is belittle and shame the members who actually contribute to this community .I can’t help but laugh because I see through you, you’re a bunch of keyboard geeks with no lives, pretending to be cool behind your screens. Your entire existence revolves around this forum, desperately needing it to feel alive, all while trying to tear down those who genuinely contribute. Instead of encouraging, you push away other members, scared of being called out or shame for contributing. You’re nothing but pathetic hypocrites. In real life, I wouldn’t even bother giving you the time of day. You should be ashamed for the way you treat members.

Obvio always stays positive and is nicer than most I find!

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

Red flags… so

I didn't realize you were a certified expert on my life and flaws. How is that working out for you? The last time I check you were red flag the day you were born.

 

[Jordd]

You know what?It’s hilarious how all you clowns who talk trash about me and my reviews are the same ones who bring nothing to merb but negativity. All you do day and night in your favourite section in the lounge is belittle and shame the members who actually contribute to this community .I can’t help but laugh because I see through you, you’re a bunch of keyboard geeks with no lives, pretending to be cool behind your screens. Your entire existence revolves around this forum, desperately needing it to feel alive, all while trying to tear down those who genuinely contribute. Instead of encouraging, you push away other members, scared of being called out or shame for contributing. You’re nothing but pathetic hypocrites. In real life, I wouldn’t even bother giving you the time of day. You should be ashamed for the way you treat members.

You’ve been active for just over 2 years. If my goal was to belittle you, believe me, you would have felt it a long time ago. My point is not to write trash about you, it writes itself. It’s the same comments and criticisms over and over again. It doesn’t seem to sink in. How you consider paying for company as part of an "active social life" boggles the mind.

By all means, keep writing your reviews if it pleases you and makes you feel like a "valued member".

 

[Valentina]

Late to the party but I’m just glad AI ain’t sucking dick … for now. Or else we hoes are cooked.
I r8 this thread 8/8, m8tes.
Love the discussion.

 

[Jordd]

I didn't realize you were a certified expert on my life and flaws. How is that working out for you? The last time I check you were red flag the day you were born.

I used Red flags to keep from saying something mean. The writing’s on the wall man…

 

[Jordd]

Late to the party but I’m just glad AI ain’t sucking dick … for now. Or else we hoes are cooked.
I r8 this thread 8/8, m8tes.
Love the discussion.

Hahaha glad you m8 it!
Better L8 than never!!

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

You’ve been active for just over 2 years. If my goal was to belittle you, believe me, you would have felt it a long time ago. My point is not to write trash about you, it writes itself. It’s the same comments and criticisms over and over again. It doesn’t seem to sink in. How you consider paying for company as part of an "active social life" boggles the mind.

By all means, keep writing your reviews if it pleases you and makes you feel like a "valued member".

Honestly, I couldn't care less about your skepticism, sarcasm, or whatever opinions you have about me. If you don't like my reviews, then keep your stupid comments to yourself, there's absolutely no reason to come here and bash me, mock my reviews, or make false accusations. If you and your little gang want to attack and criticize, fine I’ll defend myself. If that gets me banned, so be it, It's not the end of the world. And no, I don’t pay for company because I’m bored, lonely or no social life, I do it because it’s cheaper than going on dates, and frankly, I value my single life, solitude and independence right now.

 

[Valentina]

I think a lot of people wanna be right on the interwebz. Been there done that.
Having a discussion especially on threads like these are really necessary and disagreeing with someone doesn’t mean they’re a POS. But it can turn sour because some people (like myself) express themselves better orally (lmao) compared to in writing.
With that said I think that if this conversation (or any merb convo lmao) were to happen face to face it wouldn’t turn sour that fast IMO.
I also hate AI, but I understand it can help people with time consumption (in obvio’s case) and language barriers for others. Does it mean he didn’t go see the girl and it wasn’t real - no…

Now in the heat of the moment, people grasp onto minute details and quibble off topic. It is now past sour. It has become salty and unnecessary things are being said. I’m not taking anyone’s side. Just throwing that out there hahah.

Post #1 is now in a different universe.
I agree with the girls and the majority of users here. Having this system in place would be detrimental / cause confusion. Ratings and reviews are all subjective.

Before the fems come at me when I compare it to Amazon (I’m aware we’re human) I use Amazon or Yelp as an example because at the end of the day it is what it is when it comes to service and reviews. (products lol). BREF the idea behind it is extremely similar.


Ex:
- I am looking to buy granny panties from Amazon… when I scroll down to the reviews it gives me an average of 4.2 stars out of 5.

- Do I click Add to cart right away?
NO!

- I will still READ the reviews and sift through pictures & other comments to make my choice.

- Will my XL ass & thunder thighs fit into these bad boys?
YES

- Will these XL granny panties also fit 81 year old Ginette from Chibougamau?
OUÉ!

- Will these XL panties FIT or LOOK the same with her apple shape / bony ass?
NO!

Conclusion: ratings and reviews are subjective. There’s no one size fits all.

Usually for me, negative reviews on Amazon are 99% false UNLESS they are repeated, recent reviews. If there’s one or two bad COMMENTS (not RATINGS) I don’t consider them. But just like here, the reviews serve as a proof of eligibility, gives an idea of the service and also can be used as a forewarning