Joke Thread

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[Mandouke]

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Haha. Looks like the guy is a conehead!

 

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[DouMan]

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Winner ... j'avais pas autant ri depuis fort longtemps

 

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Know your nuts

 

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[siyouve]

A man was in love with 3 women he was seeing. To decide who he would marry, he gave them all $5,000 each to see how they would spend it

The first woman tells him "I spent it all on clothes and makeup, so I could look good for you"
The second woman says "I spent it on vacations so we could experience new places together"
The third woman says "I invested it all so we could save for our future together"

Taking all this into consideration, he chose the one with the biggest tits

 

[CantSeeMrHappy]

Here's one way to wean yourself out of the MP service, the ending is key !!!

I can't put the video here, so follow the link: https://cyanideandhappiness.fandom.com/wiki/Sad_Ending

But here's a preview

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[AHarper]

Patient------So...doctor....how long will I stay hard with this Viagra ?
Doctor-------About....give or take 4 hours.
Patient------Really ? What am I gonna do with the 3 hours and 59 minutes left ?
Doctor------Teach her how to drive with a stick shift.

 

[AHarper]

Being the holiday season and all.....I found this on the internet quite a few years ago....it just cracks me up every time...enjoy and Happy Holidays to all !!!

 

[T'storm]

Glad I'm not a snowman right now.

 

[T'storm]

Just kidding !!