Une institutrice demande à ses élèves de nommer des choses qui se terminent en "TEUR" et qui mangent des choses.... LE PREMIER DIT: "prédateur" ..Excellent ça mange ses proies. LE DEUXIÈME DIT: "Aspirateur" ..Bravo! ça mange la poussière.... TOTO DIT:"Vibrateur"...L’institutrice dit: je comprend pas ça ne mange rien.... TOTO...RÉPLIQUE: Ma mère en a un ..et elle dit que ça mange les batteries en tabaslake
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What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Teardatanus
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalottapus
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalottapus
When you all eat, do you tilt your head to the left or to the right?
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I do neither... The thighs typically keep my head firmly in place !
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I do neither... The thighs typically keep my head firmly in place !
Qu’est-ce que se disent deux gars dans le village qui veulent aller de l’autre coté de la rue ste-catherine?
On traverse t’y?
On traverse t’y?
I swear I didn't make this one, but I still found it funny LOL
Sorry not sorry
Sorry not sorry
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Hwhat the @pixar doin⁉️ | Connor O’Hare | thehairyhare · Originele audio
Hwhat the @pixar doin⁉️. thehairyhare · Originele audio
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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?...
...you can't hear an enzyme but you can hear a hormone
...you can't hear an enzyme but you can hear a hormone
-Why did the client bring a ladder to the meeting with the service provider?
To reach a higher level of service!
To reach a higher level of service!
A blonde girl in a broken down car was waiting for a tow truck
When the tow truck arrived, the driver started preparing the car to be towed as the blonde girl got out of her car and watched intently on what the tow truck driver was doing.
He looked up and saw the curiosity on the girl's face so he asked "haven't you ever been towed before?".
The girl thought for about 5 seconds and then answered:
.
When the tow truck arrived, the driver started preparing the car to be towed as the blonde girl got out of her car and watched intently on what the tow truck driver was doing.
He looked up and saw the curiosity on the girl's face so he asked "haven't you ever been towed before?".
The girl thought for about 5 seconds and then answered:
"no, but I have been fingered a few times"
Doctor says to patient; " This Viagra will last at least four hours."
Patient: " Four hours !!! What am I gonna do with the 3 hrs 58 mins left...teach her how to drive stick shift ! "
Patient: " Four hours !!! What am I gonna do with the 3 hrs 58 mins left...teach her how to drive stick shift ! "
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