TheDon said:
One time when i was a teenager there was a beauty contest going on outside at some summerfest & there was one girl in the contest whom i didn't like. So i threw a salad at her & she was very angry at me. Well, most of the crowd seemed pissed off at me. The girl stormed off stage & slapped me hard across the face.
Needless to say, i never tossed a girl a salad again.
