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Alexa

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Once upon a time, I went to dance at the Topless Circus with a charming Donkey at Dildo King (sidetracking). Suddenly EagerBeaver fainted because he saw Johnybird’s estranged Kiwi girlfriend who went naked, covered with Nutella and also Bananas. She swallowed kielbasa shaped watermelons seeds through the nose while watching birds mate with Johnybird, soliciting stares into FredZeds world of Fantasy Island. Meanwhile midgets frolicked around sheets stained with red peppers roasted on George Forman’s grill. Glancing delightfull at his perfect pouty reddened swollen lips.

I finally went to a MERB party and when i walked in i saw Trump spewing wig being handled violently by UncleBobs snake oil. But suddenly enjoying daty perfomed by ted cruz while Alexa danced frenetically naked around me.

Sarah Palin licked Hillarys strap on dildo while rubbing trumps ego trip fondly remembering sucking Monica Lewinskys toes.

Smuler is the type of guy that indluges daily his penchant for writing best undercover synopsis high on prescription cannabis laced with marmalade.

Theres nothing wrong playing video games with clients because Alexa enjoys watching Heres Johnny selfsuck LOLOLOL.
Miraculously the joystick ejaculated copious amounts of jello right on erected hair balls rolling stones between protuding eyes. (wtf?)

VictoriaMINI enjoys seeing her sugar daddy desire gold diggers.

The end.
 

SilverDust

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not everyone can land on the funny word
Lets have it make sense
(.period.)

VictoriaMini.........[/QUOTe

Lol, so what is the one word story in you above post.

Hum mm...Original...

Looks like I was not paying attention ...bad me.lol
 
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