coping during self isolation
- Thread starter Speedygonzales
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OK so this morning I decided to double my exercise routine. I got out of bed and 5 minutes later gor back into bed and out again.....and thus double the exercise. Then I decided to get creative and make some coffee.
Well I have shaky hands so naturally I spilled the coffee , stepped in it , fell on my ass and went for a slide.....just like a water slide except with social distancing. The kitchen smelled like Second Cup...….what great memories.
Well with my shaky hands I can give myself like some intense masturbation sessions, with social distancing. Trouble is that it takes me 5 hours to cum and my right arm is now twice the size of my left arm.
Now iama gonna go get creative and think up a new routine for tomorrow before I go more insane.
More insane??? Isn`t that like getting more pregnant or more dead ?
Well I have shaky hands so naturally I spilled the coffee , stepped in it , fell on my ass and went for a slide.....just like a water slide except with social distancing. The kitchen smelled like Second Cup...….what great memories.
Well with my shaky hands I can give myself like some intense masturbation sessions, with social distancing. Trouble is that it takes me 5 hours to cum and my right arm is now twice the size of my left arm.
Now iama gonna go get creative and think up a new routine for tomorrow before I go more insane.
More insane??? Isn`t that like getting more pregnant or more dead ?
I understand that you want to have a good time when the situation returns to normal.
Indeed I spend much less (less clothes, less gas, no restaurant, no hairstyle, no dentist, no hobby, in short, almost everything). I consider myself among the lucky ones, because I am at home, and I have money that comes in regularly.
Yeah money wise it's quite good! I order food out only once a week. And like Sene no nothing! No girls, no bars, no nothing... no fun either... I have 220$ in my Jeans since end of February as I had planned to see une nouvelle petite délicieuse démone that I had just met in Laval... But had to cancel cus I was already afraid of the virus... Since no commerce wants cash. Cannot spend it! The fun of my days is writing about the absurdity of king Trumpet, take 45 minute fast walk and having a glass of scotch before bed... (bad habit... don't do that!).
Playing tennis and golf soon will prevent me going bezerk...
By the way Cloudy and OP if you reach that level of insanity please consult! (especially at 1min48 mouhahah)
Playing tennis and golf soon will prevent me going bezerk...
By the way Cloudy and OP if you reach that level of insanity please consult! (especially at 1min48 mouhahah)
I put an epoxy floor in my garage and painted and I stripped my work bench down went through great lengths to recoat it and now the yard work's starting. I feel bad for the apartment dwellers that have nothing to do. Maybe you can paint? If it is an apartment that you are going to stay in maybe you can put in natural wood floors and get your landlord to kick in for materials? Another thought is to read that book that you always wanted to read and then write a review. You can't review escorts right now (if you can't see them) but you can review books and movies. People need stuff to do to keep busy and to keep yourself occupied. Being a city dweller can be like a prison now. I feel for you guys.
There is nothing to spend money on in terms of discretionary expenses. If you cannot save money based on income you are getting now, you will never be able to save money. Casinos/gambling and women are out of the picture in terms of cash expenditures; only booze remains as a discretionary expense of the Big 3 addictions. I figured I spent more money on booze at bars than booze I drank at home, by a very large margin. Since the pandemic started I have bought maybe 3-4 bottles of wine. So even my booze expenditures are down.
I am ordering takeout 1-2 times per week, otherwise eating in. Watching TV, gardening and riding my bike when I am not working. Not much else to do. It's a good time to do home improvement projects one does not need a contractor to do.
I am ordering takeout 1-2 times per week, otherwise eating in. Watching TV, gardening and riding my bike when I am not working. Not much else to do. It's a good time to do home improvement projects one does not need a contractor to do.
Some of you are taking me far too seriously. I`m just trying to be funny in my own funny way by making fun of myself.
My mind is as sharp as that razor blade that I used to shave my balls this morning. ouch`!!!
See ya`ll in the next life....lol
To come back to Wednesday.
While my sauce was cooking, I went out to my balcony, I drank a can of PALM BAY (a sparkling alcoholic drink, 5.0% alc.), It was super good.
I ate my spaghetti with my sauce, I found it super good, yes I can't say it was a real disaster. Joking aside, it was not as good as that of my ex.
With good wine, it amplifies the taste.
While my sauce was cooking, I went out to my balcony, I drank a can of PALM BAY (a sparkling alcoholic drink, 5.0% alc.), It was super good.
I ate my spaghetti with my sauce, I found it super good, yes I can't say it was a real disaster. Joking aside, it was not as good as that of my ex.
With good wine, it amplifies the taste.
