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But seriously, folks, this is a perfect example of how America has its head up its ass regarding prostitution. This is a further example of why I say that anyone who sees SPs in the U.S. is out of his mind. Or her mind, for that matter.

I guess we're all dogs after all, huh? And I think the Republicans have one hell of a lot of hypocrites on public view too, my friend...

Let's see...you want someone to meet you somewhere and give you prescribed medicine that you don't have a prescription for.... Sorry, but count me out on that one.

I've been in a few haunted hotel rooms. It's always the same when it happens. A woman's pants fly off, $170 or so of my money disappears, and I never see the woman again. Strange.

This may be a few inches off-topic, Ben, but in any major city in North America, I think you are fooling yourself if you think you are not under surveillance in a hotel elevator. Or just about anywhere else, with the possible exception of your bed.

I think EB makes a very good suggestion.

While it would be unpleasant to be rejected at the border, my intuition would be that you would be in for a world of grief if you had some kind of police record...ANY kind...and got caught crossing the border over some back road. I would not be surprised if you were actually arrested rather than...

They did the same with me. Asked me repeatedly about drunken driving arrests. I have never been arrested for any level of DUI, and I do not drive drunk. I couldn't understand why, if they could see my whole record, they kept asking. I was told in court that my record would be sealed if I...

Good advice, EB. My assumption is that I should just not volunteer the information but should just answer frankly if asked if I have ever been arrested. I am assuming they will consider more than 30 years sufficient time for me to be rehabilitated. I have had nothing else since then. This...

I just checked my passport....indeed, it has two stamps from the border at 1-87. Hmmmm..I wonder how long it would take for you to be turned back if you said "Would you mind not stamping my passport?" BTW, I recently had a huge hassle at the border after countless times crossing without a...

I have had my passport stamped a number of times at the Canadian border in B.C. Is there some kind of official policy against doing it in Quebec?

1. I think the age of the escorts had something to do with it. If you notice, it said "underage" early on. I think you will get little argument here that those who offer underage escorts deserve to get busted. 2. I think the difference is that Toronto is very much like a North American city and...

I think you made a pretty good call there. Plus, incall at the White House might be kind of fun. You wouldn't be the first man to get sucked off in the Oval Office.

That is what I normally do, John...but this is a "below-the-radar" trip. :D

I've also done an unofficial exchange with Cyrille the Spoon Man on occasion....after all, he usually has a ton of US coins to unload.

Good advice, EB. Thanks. I couldn't believe it when they told me that.

Talk about thievery. I walked into a bank here in the states and asked to buy $600 Canadian today. They asked if I was an account holder, and I said no. So they computed and told me it would be $697 US to buy C$600! Mon dieu! I might be a species of idiot, but I'm not that many bricks shy of a...

What Kepler says is true, but if you are going to worry about herpes from a handjob, I suggest you find another hobby. And if you do get it from a handjob, my guess is that you'll be able to find a support group. Approximately four billion people have it. (not a joke...actual statistic) So...

Naomi Watts and Meredith Vieira duo: My house Reese Witherspoon and Rene Zellwegger duo: My car and major appliances Annika Sorenstam: $500 plus I'd buy her a round at the best country club near here so long as I could caddy. Britney Spears: A loony (how appropriate) from my last Montreal...

Well, I just bid a perfectly good lunch goodbye....:eek: :)