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And then you got the outliers who can't cross the finish line and end up memorizing Mein Kampf and the Little Red Book, flip a coin. v0v

Male circumcision is an obscene abomination no different from female genital mutilation. It served its purpose back in the days of the Bible when people were walking around with sand up their asscrack nonstop. But in the era of vastly improved hygiene standards, it is a relic of ancient history...

Don't catch feelings, bro. I am very fond of my favorite ladies of the evening. They make me feel appreciated, and I in turn strive to make them feel appreciated. But I don't...I don't take bladders for lanterns (prendre des vessies pour des lanternes, I felt the need to drop this delightfully...

I literally prefer fake boobs, marvelously round, over saggy real ones. But not all implants are created equal. Some wind up like my aforementioned "hard as cement" ones and I was not mincing words.

Proof that men have remained immature since the dawn of civilization: Roman legions drawing graffiti of dicks everywhere they went. Antiquity's version of "Kilroy was here".

Reminds me of this collection of big dick jokes. Some were simplistic and infantile while others required a more mature mindset in order to properly weave the strands of immaturity together. Such as this one: "My dick is so big that is has seceded from the rest of my body; it is now called the...

I spent way too much bread on strip clubs in my late teens and early 20's. Nonchalantly walked into one during the summer of my 16 years and got my first lap dance, which I was NOT prepared for LMFAO, nor the walk of shame back home (IYKYK). Also went through the cringe virgin phase of trying to...

I'm reading through and I'm like "yeah brah, git 'er done!". And then get to the last sentence and I'm like "...fucking seriously? You're literally better off giving yourself a lubed wank than get covered oral. What, they blow half the metropolitan area?".

What I was alluding to was how the whole green movement suddenly had much of the air let out of its hot air balloon as soon as major conglomerates arrived at the conclusion that they want big-ass, polluting-ass data centers, while the AI bubble still hasn't popped yet. So much for all that...

Anyone else notice how everybody has finally shut up about global warming the moment major companies decided they needed data centers? LMAO.

You missed the heated debate in another thread as to why double anal is gay af. I'll give double blowjob a pass when it comes to having both phalluses stuffed into her mouth, because here the wiener-on-wiener contact can actually be described as incidental and brief. :P

The accelerationist scenario has good chances to ultimately lead to either Terminator or Dune (Butlerian Jihad). You posit that AI has no inherent rational motivation to exterminate biological humans, but it can easily come to the conclusion "humans are destructive parasites, they need to be...

I can't stop thinking about this chick I used to train/go to the gym with. I have the full run of the finest ladies of the evening in Montreal, I can dip the wick whenever I please. Yet I'm still stuck on this one short girl. With her great butt. I asked her out, she left me on "Seen", no...

This is the darkest timeline. No checks and balances built into the software so people know they're watching something fake.

Because the subject of VHS tapes got brought up, slightly humorous experience that I've still kept alive in my memory all these years. When I was still a teen, there were two video rental stores near my apartment. A Blockbuster (where I'd rent all my video games) and a local mom & pop store (no...

Une fois, j'ai vu une demoiselle qui utilisait le nom La_Blue_Puppet. Me suis dit "sweet, elle connait c'est quoi La Blue Girl, une petite perverse comme moi hehe". Mais son truc etait pas mal trop sado-maso, so I pussied out. o_O

"Smitty Werben Jaegermann-Jansson, he was number 1!"

Le plus memorable de cette toune-la...il rit EXACTEMENT comme Super Mario, le mec. :D

Nah, mane. If I ever get cashed up, I'm flying my ass to Asia to search for the future Mrs. Jaeger-Manjenson. My current finances allow me to partake in "hobbying", a notable upgrade would allow for the unlikely dream of settling down.

My paradox: I love books but dislike reading, because my eyesight is poor (still need one more eye operation so that both eyes are able to see properly without glasses/contacts) and they tend to dry up when reading for extended periods of time. So my fix is listening to audiobooks. I enjoy...