Recent content by Michelle Gunn

Great, because of all of you, I'm here looking up cow print lingerie on Temu. (this is the bitching thread so I'm bitching) :mad:

I was once with a hot MILF and I reached for her breasts like Bart reaching for the cupcakes and was showered with milk. 10/10 Worth repeating.

Sometimes the strippers from downstairs come up to sing karaoke. I've seen plenty of gorgeous people strip, like so hot that I can't remember if they can carry a tune. Fun times

I promise you that I don't type Hilton a lot, practically never, and especially not with my phone. I might look up the location of one of the Doubletree Hotels but I'm way to lazy to type out "Doubletree by Hilton Montreal downtown" Do you remember when a certain cola manufacturer paid for the...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

I know I can turn it off but I use different keyboards/languages/autocorrects and it puts in the accents for me in French, and I feel dumb when I don't use accents in French. lol

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My phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton". Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton. :mad: So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.

Some people like small pp, some like big pp. There's a pp size for everyone. Let me let you in on a secret I've learned from many years of playing with pp of many sizes: Big pp don't age well, it's not that easy to get them hard later in life. Small pp tend to stand at attention much later in...

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Bought the lightest coloured makeup that exists in one of my favourite lines. Got it home, tried it on and thought "it's a little dark for me but it'll have to do" It's called "porcelain". I'm whiter than porcelain. :oops:

I once went to the Orange Julep on a summer Saturday night just to watch the chaos. Got some fries, and sat in the back of my hatchback. It's a lot of "LOOK MY CAR IS SO FANCY" and "MY ENGINE IS SO LOUD" people driving in circles, and some others with their hoods up to display the shiny...

It's my understanding that there were wet wipes and very short appointments (15 minutes).

I don't quite understand why it causes you distress to be attracted to beautiful women, but have you considered the "reverse snowbird"? Instead of spending winters in Florida, you could try summers somewhere where the snow never melts and people stay covered in many layers of clothing at all times.

The one in the plaza? Google isn't helping, and since this is the bitching thread I'd like to bitch that Google is getting less and less helpful but the alternatives are worse.