Recent content by licknsplit

Where is Connor McDavid when you need him???

Was with my partner and heard sounds coming from the other room. I said, oh they're eating chocolate; she replied, no they're making out! I said listen carefully and we both heard: Oh, Henry!!

“...wake up after a deep sleep to the sound of a blow dryer, only to realize she's actually drying your socks and pants...” Gives a whole new meaning to the word “blow job”!

Just as there exists a “pre-nuptial agreement”, what’s to stop you from creating and signing a “pre-vacation together agreement” before heading out?

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don’t have balls to scratch!!

Hear about the fly in the toilet bowl that was pissed off??

Yes, but did you swallow??

A DATY fan, so taking a derivative of “lickety-split”, turned it into what you see!

You want quick acceleration? Suggest you try the Lucid (https://lucidmotors.com/). Recently accompanied a friend to test drive one; sitting in the back seat, I almost felt a G-force every time he accelerated!

In the late 80’s, walked into the strip club next to the Bourgade Hotel in Dorion with a work colleague to show him where I’d go to occasionally. Sat down at or near the stage on a quiet afternoon, ordered my beer and watched a young Miss Nubile doing her thing. While I’m admiring what she was...

Wearing a thong... backwards!!!

At the old Autostade (where Montreal Alouettes and Johnny (Ordinary Superstar) Rodgers once played), I was at a concert with Jethro Tull and other lesser known artists. There was an attempt to recreate a Woodstock-type atmosphere that bombed miserably. I was sitting at what would have been the...

A former colleague of mine very recently passed away suddenly and also at a young age. Another example of life being so very fragile. Enjoyed and looked forward to reading anything BBW Hunter wrote whether a review, a critique, a comment or an opinion. R.I.P. young man!!

I’ve been partial to Amex cards for their generous “welcome” bonus points system and additional points provided if you spend x dollars within a certain time frame (one example is their “Platinum” card - annual fee is steep but you said this would not be an issue). They do have a variety of...

This is well worth trying providing she’s up (or down) to going along with it.