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Was with my partner and heard sounds coming from the other room. I said, oh they're eating chocolate; she replied, no they're making out! I said listen carefully and we both heard: Oh, Henry!!

“...wake up after a deep sleep to the sound of a blow dryer, only to realize she's actually drying your socks and pants...” Gives a whole new meaning to the word “blow job”!

Makes sense. Thanks!

Can someone explain to me how GoFund operates? About 24 hours after this thread was posted, the goal was $6k. I was about to donate but did not have my cr. card within reach. Forty-eight hours later, I go to its website and note that initial goal has been reached and it's new goal is $8k. This...

Just as there exists a “pre-nuptial agreement”, what’s to stop you from creating and signing a “pre-vacation together agreement” before heading out?

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don’t have balls to scratch!!

Hear about the fly in the toilet bowl that was pissed off??

Yes, but did you swallow??

A DATY fan, so taking a derivative of “lickety-split”, turned it into what you see!

You want quick acceleration? Suggest you try the Lucid (https://lucidmotors.com/). Recently accompanied a friend to test drive one; sitting in the back seat, I almost felt a G-force every time he accelerated!

In the late 80’s, walked into the strip club next to the Bourgade Hotel in Dorion with a work colleague to show him where I’d go to occasionally. Sat down at or near the stage on a quiet afternoon, ordered my beer and watched a young Miss Nubile doing her thing. While I’m admiring what she was...

Wearing a thong... backwards!!!

At the old Autostade (where Montreal Alouettes and Johnny (Ordinary Superstar) Rodgers once played), I was at a concert with Jethro Tull and other lesser known artists. There was an attempt to recreate a Woodstock-type atmosphere that bombed miserably. I was sitting at what would have been the...

A former colleague of mine very recently passed away suddenly and also at a young age. Another example of life being so very fragile. Enjoyed and looked forward to reading anything BBW Hunter wrote whether a review, a critique, a comment or an opinion. R.I.P. young man!!

I’ve been partial to Amex cards for their generous “welcome” bonus points system and additional points provided if you spend x dollars within a certain time frame (one example is their “Platinum” card - annual fee is steep but you said this would not be an issue). They do have a variety of...

This is well worth trying providing she’s up (or down) to going along with it.

Very rarely buy coffee i.e. Starbucks, Second Cup, etc, as I prefer my own. If you do own your own coffee maker that grinds and can make either a regular or espresso, my choice is Café Cristoforo Colombo.

Two ways to give your money: I’ll ask the panhandler when was the last time they ate. Inevitably, the reply is: “a couple of hours ago.” I’ll then head to a local dépanneur, pay for a sandwich or two, come back to that person and tell them “bon appetit”. The other option is give your money to...

If meeting for the first time, I always make it a point to ask if she’ll mind that I’m in my 60’s. They have the right to know, and the right to make up their minds. With the one exception of one who needed to know how far in my sixties, I’ve never been refused. And the respect it generates...

Remove the safe from uno what, and I ask her for some tissue. As she takes it from me, noticing it is wrapped up, she says: “Oh, a gentleman!” This in itself is not creepy, but certainly I had to wonder about the creepy johns she’d been with.