If you were a stripper...

[Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson]

...what would your setlist be?

Just a fun, silly thought exercise. Suppose (for the gents) that you were a woman (ladies can also participate at their leisure) and decided to make ends meet via the "exotic dancer" route. Which tracks would you use for your stage show? Traditionally, there's the "energetic" section and the "slow" section, with appropriate music.

Considering how I see the gender-bender version of Smitty to also have something of a metal/alt esthetic, the "energetic" portion of my show would be using "Crazy Nights" by Loudness. While the "slow" section is a toss-up between "Crying in the Shadows" by Gary Moore (I was raised on Moore) or "Sleeping in the Fire" by WASP. So after I cry in the shadows, I sleep in the fire, heh.
Loudness - "Crazy Nights"
Gary Moore - "Crying in the Shadows"
WASP - "Sleeping in the Fire"

 

[Hmmm…]

Gregor McMurray - What I Want
Two Feet - Quick Musical Doodles and Sex
FEEL ME
obsessed
Too Good to Be True
Meg Myers - Desire
Sam Short - Aphrodite

 

[Verbal Kint]

...what would your setlist be?

Just a fun, silly thought exercise. Suppose (for the gents) that you were a woman (ladies can also participate at their leisure) and decided to make ends meet via the "exotic dancer" route. Which tracks would you use for your stage show? Traditionally, there's the "energetic" section and the "slow" section, with appropriate music.

Considering how I see the gender-bender version of Smitty to also have something of a metal/alt esthetic, the "energetic" portion of my show would be using "Crazy Nights" by Loudness. While the "slow" section is a toss-up between "Crying in the Shadows" by Gary Moore (I was raised on Moore) or "Sleeping in the Fire" by WASP. So after I cry in the shadows, I sleep in the fire, heh.
Loudness - "Crazy Nights"
Gary Moore - "Crying in the Shadows"
WASP - "Sleeping in the Fire"

I used to work as a busboy in a stripclub in my early 20's. I sometimes had to get on the stage to wipe the pole clean of moisture and oil residue. The then doorman noticed how uncomfortable I was, and playfully asked me what song they should be playing. I settled on: Tonight's the night by rod Stewart (Nipples holes in his shirt era, if you are familiar.) I would then make a 1-2 step getting to the pole, embracing the embarrassment and getting a few chuckles.