What irritates you the most about posters on the board (any board) ?

[urquell]

Everybody has their buttons, and things that irritate them when reading posts on a bulletin board. Is it overposting? Oversharing? Boasting? Disrespect? Whatever? (there's hundreds of different things it could be)

For me it's usually the inability to look at more than one side of an issue or turning every little thing into a political argument. How about you guys?

 

[Smokemeal2]

For me it's usually the inability to look at more than one side of an issue or turning every little thing into a political argument. How about you guys?

Haha, Trump really achieved something really powerful, we got to give him that.

 

[EastWind]

Haha, Trump really achieved something really powerful, we got to give him that.

LOL. Cankles McTACO Mantits.

 

[Smokemeal2]

LOL. Cankles McTACO Mantits.

Hum got no clue what that means.

 

[urquell]

trolling for dollars....

 

[LeDodo]

Friendly fire thread?

I am not sure this thread will end well lol

 

[Fradi]

For me it is men who act like bobblehead dolls and hang on every word that an SP posts.
Perhaps if they had some balls and actually could think for themselves instead of just playing the white knight constantly they would get somewhere with women.

Women don’t really like pussies and yes men ( except maybe on this board) they usually go for a guy that can think for himself, who is confident and has ambition and can go and get what he wants in life.

 

[Smokemeal2]

For me it is men who act like bobblehead dolls and hang on every word that an SP posts.
Perhaps if they had some balls and actually could think for themselves instead of just playing the white knight constantly they would get somewhere with women.

Women don’t really like pussies and yes men ( except maybe on this board) they usually go for a guy that can think for himself, who is confident and has ambition and can go and get what he wants in life.

You are mixing real life with the fantasy, I think.

 

[Fradi]

You are mixing real life with the fantasy, I think.

Nope.
I live a real life and pay for a fantasy, I actually know the difference lol.

 

[Enjoying life]

For me it is men who act like bobblehead dolls and hang on every word that an SP posts.
Perhaps if they had some balls and actually could think for themselves instead of just playing the white knight constantly they would get somewhere with women.

Women don’t really like pussies and yes men ( except maybe on this board) they usually go for a guy that can think for himself, who is confident and has ambition and can go and get what he wants in life.

Women also don’t like boring shy guys which I know of some in my life!

 

[bodick7]

Members who claim they have big balls behind a keyboard and judge other members.
A plague that is widespread among social networks so this behaviour has become a « normality ».

 

[LeDodo]

Members who claim they have big balls behind a keyboard and judge other members.

You mean complimenting themselves that they are role model, not judging others but just giving their own opinion?

 

[bodick7]

not judging others but just giving their own opinion?

There’s a full spectrum of opinions.
As long as it is respectful, why not?

 

[bodick7]

The phoney over the top embellished reviews.

It’s better having TMI than nothing.
Some members ask informations and doesn’t contribute in return… Not an opinion but a fact.

 

[Valentina Amante | LAVAL]

It’s better having TMI than nothing.
Some members ask informations and doesn’t contribute in return… Not an opinion but a fact.

Hi ti cul tight. I usually agree with TMI for general knowledge and stuff but on an escort review website it can become a slippery slope.

Some of the stuff guys write is just over the top and romanticized. Half the time it’s not even reality - it’s just the fantasy they cooked up in their heads and wished happened.

This actually causes problems for SPs because some guys are gonna get pissed / jealous he didn’t get that during their session and then he can contribute negatively which is never fun for us… and a lot of the time it turns into a pissing contest of how many times Bob came compared to Tom.

A perfect example: if I suck a guy’s balls, it’s because I’m already down there, can smell the cleanliness, and deem it okay to do so… but some guys show up unshaven and not nearly as clean as they think - then demand the same treatment because they read some detailed ballsack review. When I tell them “I don’t offer that” they may think the review is fake or someone’s lying.

So, TMI is sometimes not needed.

 

[bodick7]

Hi ti cul tight. I usually agree with TMI for general knowledge and stuff but on an escort review website can be a slippery slope.

Some of the stuff guys write is just over the top and romanticized. Half the time it’s not even reality - it’s just the fantasy they cooked up in their heads and wished happened.

This actually causes problems for SPs because some guys are gonna get pissed / jealous he didn’t get that during their session and then he can contribute negatively which is never fun for us. And a lot of the time it’s turns into a pissing contest of how many times Bob came compared to Tom.

A perfect example: if I suck a guy’s balls, it’s because I’m already down there, can smell the cleanliness, and deem them lickable. But some guys show up unshaven and not nearly as clean as they think - then demand the same treatment because they read some detailed ballsack review. When I tell them “I don’t offer that” he may think the review is fake or someone’s lying.

So, TMI is sometimes not needed.

I totally agree.
I sometimes did put TMI in the past but most with ladies agreements.
I won’t do that anymore even with agreements.

 

[Valentina Amante | LAVAL]

What irritates me most here is how people always feel the need to be right and can never let go. Theres’s no active listening.

Another thing is how it’s always the same members here who are chronically online chatting back and forth with SPs for free - yet the same SPs will ignore or block someone by email or text because they’re non stop trying to talk to them.
I get it, it’s The Lounge and all - but at a certain point, get a real hobby - being online on merb everyday 24/8 across all boards too (terb / perb) demonstrates how some people need to feel important. The actual serious clients here are rarely active because they’re too busy booking and the actual hard working women don’t give a fuck about going back and forth constantly… they’re out there working or living their best lives.

Review exaggerations: ^^^ as I replied to bodick7 exaggerations or flat-out lying just to sound important.

Cliques & bias: Some girls gang up on you and publicly berate you if you don’t agree with their threads or their opinions - especially if you’re another SP. They’ll try to ruin your reputation or attempt to cancel you. On the boards they play all polite for clients, but a quick look at their socials - and it shows completely one-sided and unhinged behaviour. Totally fake, just to reel in clientele they’ll later trash on their X about how much they “hate men” or review boards unlike the sweet act they put on here.

Same goes for clients, the same toxic behavior - disrespecting others, ganging up, all tied to that obsession with being “right”.

Also:
Review board lurkers / members that never contribute to the board - yet always mooch off of everyone’s experiences and make everyone else TOFTT. If they are able to log in and browse sports discussions, they are able to take 2 minutes to leave a very simple and brief review… but never do.

 

[Valentina Amante | LAVAL]

You wanna add about her character the place the parking the cleanliness the booking process etc i find that more beneficial

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i made her orgasm Repeatedly from daty dato and all sex positions and contortionist spiderman and the juices soaking wet squirting were flowing like the rivers of babylon and the niagra falls “ lol. Get my drift

It’s crazy how some fellas will think that it’s a one size fits all situation and that every client will get us to cum the same way… or if at all.

We can also be great actresses
I am still awaiting my Juno award.

 

[LeDodo]

Hi ti cul tight. I usually agree with TMI for general knowledge and stuff but on an escort review website it can be a slippery slope.

Some of the stuff guys write is just over the top and romanticized. Half the time it’s not even reality - it’s just the fantasy they cooked up in their heads and wished happened.

This actually causes problems for SPs because some guys are gonna get pissed / jealous he didn’t get that during their session and then he can contribute negatively which is never fun for us. And a lot of the time it’s turns into a pissing contest of how many times Bob came compared to Tom.

A perfect example: if I suck a guy’s balls, it’s because I’m already down there, can smell the cleanliness, and deem them lickable. But some guys show up unshaven and not nearly as clean as they think - then demand the same treatment because they read some detailed ballsack review. When I tell them “I don’t offer that” they may think the review is fake or someone’s lying.

So, TMI is sometimes not needed.

TMI gives expectations and too much subjectivity.
Even though on an objective feedback it can be misleading. Each moment of intimacy varies even between 2 people that meet constantly. So saying that you didn't get XYZ service at that time is also putting pressure to have it whereas maybe in the moment other things happened.

 

[urquell]

Some girls gang up on you and publicly berate you if you don’t agree with their threads or their opinions

That's true, and it's a problem on this board, but it's also understandable because of the way the board is set up. The ladies are not here (so much) for fun public discussion and to pass the time. For all that they provide context and a useful point of view and information they're here primarily to promote a business. For the hardliners anything that interferes with their narrative on how they want to promote that business is to be dismissed or discredited so as not to interfere with bookings and pro SP (or pro personal) preferences in processes and etiquette. Of course they're going to go against you, even if you're another SP, if you're interfering with that narrative. They're in competition against you for business. I totally understand that, because if your primary reason for being here is to promote your business then of course you want to do that in the most advantageous way possible. The problem is that what's best for SPs isn't always what's best for clients, and clients aren't here to generate business. They're here for information and entertainment. For many clients the SP's relentless self-promotion is off-putting, but for inexperienced clients they are presented with what to them is the "normal" way to do things by the SPs here on the board, who of course want to "train" their clients well. Anything that goes against client training is to be greatly discouraged as well, which can set them up in conflict against the men. lol. Naturally for the MERB simp-hony orchestra anything said by the SPs is gold and they'll turn on their fellow clients in the hope that they'll get an approving smile and a little rub on the tummy from the girls.

Honestly given all the opposing groups and the push-pull-bury-exalt culture here it's a wonder that the board is as relatively civilized as it is.