Funny messages of the week

[Alicemay]

Drop your funny or weird message you received this week !

 

[Alicemay]

 

[mtremblay]

(upside down cross sms)

 

[LeDodo]

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You should share the last part. He quickly turned around from yak to come to f*ck you lol

 

[Alicemay]

You should share the last part. He quickly turned around from yak to come to f*ck you lol

he was about to heal me with his sperm so weird

 

[LeDodo]

he was about to heal me with his sperm so weird

He must have some holy sperm lol

 

[Zero_Six]

he was about to heal me with his sperm so weird

 

[LeDodo]

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Speaking of which, in Asia there are lot of scam artists, exorcists/medium wannabe who promise to change someone's luck (usually a lady) by having some special sexual intercourse ...

 

[mtremblay]

Next time counter offer with the exorcism special @ 666$/h
Strapped in the middle of a red masking tape pentagram, with a ton of dollorama candles all over the place. And let see God get out of him when you cover his body with hot wax.