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Three little ducks go into a bar.............................. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck...

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed...

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Tomatoes A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get...

Agrippa, this is one of the best posts I've come across yet. You have, IMHO, succesfully portrayed how ridiculous fundamentalist christianity is. Reading your quote "Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and and unchanging" made me realize that they are cut from the same...

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old. We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snoggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. "What's that?" I asked. "Its a mother and daughter threesome," she said. I said, "No.". She said, "Would...

Subject: Post Turtle While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his...

The topic has been reviewed here: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=18184&highlight=cialis Forzest from Ranbaxy labs is a generic that can be bought online. A number of Merbites have tried them with success. Getting them into the country (Canada) seems to be hit and miss. If...

Bush George Bush Sr to Bush Jr: "Son you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother.... ....I did not pull out in time."

The boss was in a quandary. He had to downsize somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people: Renee or Jack. It was an impossible decision. They were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one to use the water cooler the next...

Catholic Girls A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once...

Forzest Works! Forzest works. I've tried it many times.

Free Drinks Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Larry...

Thanks JnJ I will try Celine and Satin next. Has anybody tried advanced booking with Eleganza and Devilish?

To All Escort Service Owners What happened to Firewire happened to me last Friday. I booked myself at the Chablis Cadillac as I live in Ontario and was looking forward to seeing one of a number of favorably reviewed ladies. All booked solid for the night by 11 pm. My question to all...

Whats a 710? What's a 710? Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little...

The Jihadist Jihadist Joke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The jihadist died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry...

More Golf Jokes A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a...

Dead Parrot At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto the >>caretaker at your country house." >> > >> > "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" >> > >> > Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. >> > >> > "My...

Merb I do realize I have too much time on my hands. I enjoy the hobby and thus appreciate the selective gems I have seen on this Board (as well as in TERB, MERC, and MM). The key to me is to be selective in reading threads of interest, to post selectively, to avoid flame wars, not to be...