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Q: What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? A: One shucks between fits.

Q: Why did the sperm cells cross the road? A: Because I accidentally wore the wrong socks today. :(

Two sperm cells are furiously swimming side by side in a woman's body. After a while one sperm cell has trouble keeping up and says to the other sperm cell, "Geez, I'm getting pretty tired, how much farther is it to the uterus?" The other sperm cell looks back at him and laughs, "The uterus...

That's what I was hoping for. It's a Tuesday night game against the Wild. Since I'll be flying space available it'll have to be last minute, and if I can't book a girl of my choice last minute (as others have warned) I'll have to TOFTT.

I’ll be going to the game by myself. I’ve gone to MLB games and been able to get tickets under face value from scalpers just before the game. …Granted the games were far from sold out.

I work for an airline and noticed my hometown team playing the Canadians in Oct. Attending a hockey game in Montreal and spending some time with an sp seems like a good justification for a short trip to Montreal. I don't want to buy a ticket in advance because I fly only if space is available...

Agatha Vega!

Thanks. Should be within walking distance of the Sheraton. While I'm at it.....there was a strip club I went to on my visits within blocks of the Sheraton, but I don't remember the name of it. After walking in the street level enterance there was a long flight of stairs to walk up to enter...

Will be returng to Montreal after a 20 year hiatus. Use to stay at the Sheraton (le Center) or a hotel close to it and swould like to stay in the same area on my return. Have my eyes on some of the women on Euphoria's website. While I'd prefer outcall I seem to remember reading a post...