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One morning at the Sheraton I looked at the bill and it was for $120. I thought - What the heck, I just made a single phone call. Then I look at the charges and it was all for liquor. I looked in my fridge and it was totally empty. Turns out while I was in the bathroom, my girl raided my minibar...

You also have the opposite happening. When a girl is booked (especially indy), they do not modify their availability, creating a false impression that she is available anytime during her working hours. Then it's easier for the booker to take your booking and later come up with some BS about why...

And, they say she was refusing to take any money from him.

- Smoker breath - SP turns out to be much older than advertised - Talking about boyfriends - Making fun of other clients - Fake compliments - Bashing USA knowing I live there - Raiding my minibar - Using my laptop without asking - Insisting on smoking in a non-smoking room - Counting money in...

Is it really so hard for you to believe that a former escort would choose to be fully retired?

Same for me. I saw her just before she retired. She seemed very solid and ambitious, surprised to hear about drug issues...

So you are a group of established professionals turned "bad ass bikers" on weekends? This has "Wild Hogs" written all over it :-) Sorry, couldn't resist...

I think Delta Centre-Ville is a good choice. The highway that brings you downtown basically turns into University, so it's very easy to get in/out. The place is close to both Old Montreal and best parts of St Catherine, and is reasonably priced. Indoor parking garage, a little tricky to find...

I usually just park at whatever hotel I am staying. If there is valet parking, you usually have to park the bike yourself and you lose in/out privileges. But more often than not I just park on the street in plain view from the front entrance, and I bring everything in from the paniers. I would...

I have the same problem in real life. The longer I am with somebody I am dating, the less interested in sex I become. I really like the thrill of the chase - first time she kisses back, first time her top comes off, the feeling of accomplishment after your first sex together, lol. After a few...

There was an article about this on CNN several months ago. The issue was that as men get used to masturbating a lot while watching porn, it becomes harder and harder to maintain erection when they are having regular sex. It's become a trend now that with the Internet widely used, sex therapists...

I'll summarize it for you - DUMB IDEA! Now the details: - most likely VERY expensive - as others pointed out, border crossing is very risky (criminal history, stuff she brings with her, etc) - on US territory, you will be violating the Mann Act, and that's felony...

Me neither. I would much rather pay big money to spend time with aspiring and starving actresses or models. Or some of my co-workers. I have one where I would be willing to spend $2,000 per hour, lol.

It's called QA testing, and you look for bugs so you can fix them. You can test your bugs all you want but it won't help you much. You can always tell when a sales guy is talking about software development life cycle. OK, just busting your balls here. I think I figured out your big secret...

Did I miss that "big" announcement or are you still working on it?

Malezia worked for an agency back in maybe 2007 or 2008. From what I recall, not very good reviews. I don't think she's been available for a while, at least not through an agency. Doesn't seem like she's aging well either, the lifestyle seems to be catching up with her. Looking at the list, I...

Or, you could recreate that sexy scene from 9 1/2 weeks

Doing it without consent is illegal. An escort would have to be really dumb or desperate to agree to that. Who wants to end up on PornHub, Tube8 or other sites with a John?

No great loss, really. The food at Les Princesses was not that great. The place was full of strange looking characters that could've been used as extras if Deliverance 2 was going to be filmed in the Laurentians. The waitresses were naked but that's about it, there was nothing sexy about the...