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My personnal experience tells me no. I had 3 relationship with girls that i thought they were just friends. I ended up sleeping with them. The only girl i considered almost like my sister and knew her since high school eventuallly tried to kiss me ... tore 22 years of frienship in a split second...

Ok you are on t.v at Who wants to be a millionnaire and the last question is : Jan M.Eriksson, Orjan Kjell Anders Oberg, Ranis Patric Edenberg are ? A: players from the Danish national soccer team B: creators of Candy Crush C: Actors from the famous movie The Wave D: Writers of the song...

Isn’t called the selfish starfish ?

You know what a great name would be for a Julia Sky and Rachelle Love duo ? Frangines de poitrine

I feel you ... a McDonald’s flawless experience sucks. They are supposed to throw the fries in the bag with a « fuck that job » attitude so you find a couple more hidding underneath the napkin. I thought it was part of the basic training.

Yes, but ...

Notre-Dame / Dickson. Don’t search for the impact that killed all the dinosaurs ... it happened right there

112 days, 11 hours and 28 minutes till no one gives a fuck anymore about Angine de Poitrine ... hang on

How high can you be to put Mayo/Ranch or thousand island on pizza ? Comme disait Bob dans Les Boys « heille faut être gelé en tabarnak pour manger des toast à la moutarde » ... just make sure you don’t do that in Little Italy if you want stay alive ..

I only give a pass to mad-grip type of socks for positions requiring to have your feet on the wall or dicking on an ice rink.

Here. The worst of both worlds.

Barack Obama said that you should not eat ketchup after the age of 8 and he was right. This should be a worldwide law... along with guys who keep their socks on while having sex.

The only duo i can afford right now is a pizza-ghetti

Would be the funniest facial cumshot attempt of all time though

Was watching the livestream Artemis mission to the moon on netflix and they should study the effects of a gangbang in a weightless environnement

Poor guys who will have to clean my car after this long winter ... i’m afraid they will just say fuck it and quit midway trough the first carpet ...

Exactly... support the province you live in or live in the province you support ... next.

Ever heard of Optimist international (Club Optimiste) ... some wanted to start a Pessimist International but they finally gave up because they thought it would never work ...

Looks like a new type of service is born ... TPE ... Touche-Pipi Expérience

I never drove a Tesla but i guess there is an « asshole » or « small dick energy » mode you can select which activates blinding headlights, swerve and pass in front to feel superior and tailgate anyone respecting the speed limit. By selecting these modes, your car suddenly smells like Elon Musk...