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$60 -$160: Run a risk of getting beat up. $160 - $200: The beating won't be too bad if I'm nice. $200 and up: I expect it's not a scam and I will not get beat up.

His little head met his big head and had a chat.

In general, agreed. The thing is there's actually some porn that's actually pretty decent (some of the bellesa stuff, for instance) and caters to those looking for something a bit more grounded. But, most porn isn't that.

About my car keys?

Yep, I realize that I look far better with about 4 days of stubble... but sadly, it's a no go for the DATY... so I have it porcelain smooth for those visits. Oh well lol.

Yes. I'm sorry you didn't realize that aspect of this business before you got involved.

@AirBo ?

It makes no difference if the technique is good.

Dude, you should listen to the people here. You have no experience. We have lots. When everyone says the same thing, you should listen. I don't know where you got your ego from, but you should check it.

I just want to add, so that he doesn't have unreasonable expectations, that it's been very much my experience with agency SP's that shower time is counted. They are on a tight schedule, and don't know how long your shower will last, so the time starts when you walk in the door.

Well, mate, with that attitude I'm sure your session is going to go just great. How about you recognize that putting the SP at ease, as she'll see you shower, is more important that your soap, shampoo, etc that you did at home? Just do it again, like a normal client. Damn.

Reviews that are degrading to the SP as a person should be called out. Likewise, reviews that paint the SP as the greatest gift God ever graced us with, are also mostly useless - on the other side of the scale. Of course, bullying has no place.

Good lord yes. a nice gently sucking and licking please. Nothing more, it hurts.

Even the hipstery of the hipsters I know were watching the eclipse. Damn.

high heels

...or 2 minutes if you can't hold out for much longer than that in such a situation (not sure I could lol)

It's a long way to go...

I will never understand why anyone thinks these look good. It's my biggest pet peeve in this industry. I've never seen one instance of them where they don't trend towards making a face look cartoonish. They don't even feel good to kiss, as they aren't as soft as natural lips. That said, it's...

... plans to hire an escort to join for a threesome, you mean?

If it's a one-off, I'd love to have them bring back Brosnan. It doesn't need to be a full over-the-top action movie. Lean into the thriller side of things. An older Bond, and giving him a nice sendoff at the same time.