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I found it difficult to send a PM to another user and wound up embarassingly posting something on my public profile asking another member for information. The PM system is "weird" to say the least, it's the first time I see a PM system that instead of calling the messages "Private Messages" it...

Anyone try one of those new toys for men that started popping up in sex-shops and online recently? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SohrUKe5LT8 Just curious before dishing out 100$+ on one. PS if I'm in the wrong section move/let me know. Thanks.

I came across this game called 3D Sexvilla 2 - Everlust. I downloaded the demo and was very impressed by it. Not sure if anyone plays it but it's basically a game where you kinda play God. You can customise your models (or I like to call them dolls) then have them perform unspeakable acts on...

I'm so angry right now I'm shaking, and maybe if I write about it, I might get a bit of frustration out of my system and allow myself to revert to my normal, cool mellow self. The few (very few) people who know me personally on these boards know that I usually keep all my emotions and feelings...

This morning I was watching the local news and the weathergirl was handing out gifts live on TV, going door to door, waking up people and handing out Wiis, digital cameras and iPods. One of the women she woke was wearing a light pijama and when she realized she was being given a new LCD TV she...

I am posting this to warn you guys of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at the Kirkland Wal-Mart and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over...

I had planned all day, got a bunch of information about all kinds of agencies and SPs in my palmpilot, even had Internet access on it to get info on the fly. I set out, seven thirtyish, parked in the mall parking and started making calls: Devilish had an answering machine on. I never have...

This notice will only be posted here as this is, and by far, the best hobby forum in Montreal. After hobbying for 9 years and seeing about 75 ladies, I`ve decided last December to stop it all at least for the foreseeable future. I`ve now managed to go four months without seeing an SP and...

Be careful... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3701640.stm

Are you, like me, too embarrased to purchase a penis pump? I'd been wanting one for a long time, not because I'm not well endowed, but, to gratify myself. Now, I've developed a way of making a cheap, disposable once it gets too gross, vacuum pump. In essence, this is a way of giving yourself...

I thought this was funny: _______________________________________________ A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security...

Picked this up on Aranova, it's of course a copy/paste from that news site. ____________________________________________________ A Romanian man lodged an official complaint with consumer protection officials after accusing a prostitute of "not doing her best". Adrian Ionut Craciunoiu...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked...

The following is a little gem I found on the web, I've blatantly copy/pasted it in the hope that it might amuse others as much as it amused me. It mildly reminds me of an outcall I had with a Jade from Famtasme about two months ago. Pasted mercilessly from elsewhere. "This spring...

Hello. I've recently found this site, much better forum than the other ones I've been to. I decided to join. I think you'll find I'll post reviews of everyone I visit. Good or bad. I've been in a bit of a bad streak recently. Only one of the last five women I saw was any nice and...