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Depends on the post alarm behaviour. I'm grateful for an alarm as I tend to lose total track of time and don't want to overstay. Similarly, I would imagine that in some cases the girl will lose track of time, and were it not for the alarm, it could get quite stressful for everyone. I'd...

And to make it worse, there's a fetish in Montreal for transforming streets into 1-ways. No idea why.

Not a fan of high heels, personally. Reminds me of my mother lol.

I like how this thread has essentially now become a thread about childbirth. Seems correct.

Interesting. I always figured it was an exceptionally busy time for SP's.

umm... ok then. Well, glad you got the all-clear!

How would we know?

You're right, it's so easy! :p

As baffling as it is that there are guys who show up unclean, it is almost as baffling that there are guys that protest when they are asked to shower.

While everyone has their own interests and reasons for getting into this hobby, the opportunity to sleep with hot women (so that's a lot to do with appearance) with no strings attached is almost certainly right up there. For some, there is no other reason to hobby. For some, there are other...

I'll call and cancel the flowers.

Glad to hear it!

And, as far as sex-ed - they don't teach you where the clitoris is (or at least, they didn't). It's a pleasure-oriented organ, and they don't talk about the "pleasure" aspect of sex in sex-ed.

Actually that's not good. More forest fires and bad air incoming.

First, you should try penetrating her with your penis, not your stick. Leave the stick outside. Second, who ever heard of SP's faking it? Not I. You sir, must be mistaken.

The whole monarchy thing is just as stupid, yes.

Nation within a nation and something.

You're fired. Empty your desk, I expect you out of here within the hour.

People have been saying that for years and years. Perhaps it will someday. Perhaps.

$60 -$160: Run a risk of getting beat up. $160 - $200: The beating won't be too bad if I'm nice. $200 and up: I expect it's not a scam and I will not get beat up.