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    Is it me or PSE/GFE means nothing these days?

    I guess I just started too late to know what it used to be like so I never think GFE to mean anything other than a style of service, as opposed to an umbrella term that covers a bunch of other acronyms. GFE being closer to civilian intimacy, PSE more like what you see on pornhub, but nothing...
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    Ask us anything part 3

    I was this way up until recently. Had an account just to see if someone was legit or if anyone had a major (not preferential) issue with a provider. I also never used to write reviews bc I was too busy with work, I used my experiences to write erotica in my free time, and honestly I just...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    There are certain providers I want to keep to 1-on-1s for this reason too. Partially it's selfishness, I'll admit, bc I wouldn't want to share them in the moment, but also there's just a vibe with some sps that wouldn't work in a group, I think. Similarly, there are a few providers I've met in...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Honestly, it's hot as fuck, especially when they ask you to hold her legs open while one eats the other out, and then you switch. So is making out with one while you take turns teasing the third with a hitachi wand. Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me...
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    Ask us anything part 3

    Russian is titty-fucking, Italian is the same but with the asscheeks (not penetration), Roman is an orgy. Or so I'm told, there's a lot of bs on urban dictionary and others. I just pulled this one up: https://www.jamirodman.com/sex-industry-dictionary-acronyms-glossary-lingo-codes-terminology
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    Ask us anything part 3

    Dining-at-the-Y/O is one of the funniest acronyms in the English language and who ever came up with it is an absolute legend. The ones I get confused on are Russian/Italian/Roman (everytime I see one I have to look it up again).
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    While talking about duos and trios this weekend with a couple providers I said that 4 seems like too many people to logistically have fun with in 1 session but they were quick to point out the many ways in which our body parts can be used simultaneously in concert and now I'm burdened with this...
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    Clients and providers what are your dream social date ideas?

    The Michelin stars thing is such a weird and cool evolution of early 20th century marketing. I want more cross-product recommendations. Like, where is Trojan Condom's list of best farmers markets, or the Mercedes-Benz directory of Silver Star Orthodontists?
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    How close is Montreal to getting the Expos back in the MLB? I had one of the best weekends of my life last weekend and the only thing I thought was that if I added a daytime major league game in the summer to the mix, I would have reached the summit of the best possible weekend that could...
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    What are you grateful for today?

    Asked and answered. Honestly, I'm grateful for the weekend I just had, the kind I can't tell a soul about (even to some of us heathens here) if I don't want to be told I'm full of shit or the luckiest man in the world. A weekend so insane I might have to start writing erotica as a side-gig lol.
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    Best BJ you ever had?

    The amount of dms and questions I got about this post made me think I fucked up something or told tales out of school. Normally I don't kiss and tell without making sure they're cool with it bc some sps have told me that they don't always do some of the stuff we did with everyone so I usually...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    The way this thread is going I'm about to post my kitten pics just to change the subject lol
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    I sat, fingers crossed, hoping 'pics of my kitten' was a euphemism before I clicked to the next page. Can't say I'm disappointed tho... :p
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    You sure it's photo dimensions and not file size? That's usually the only thing that it rejects for me.
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    The people having fun on the Random Thoughts thread are calling people out on bullshit and the people who want brownie points? Am I all three people here? I'm confused but I think you messed up the meme. I don't have a dog in this fight (the one where you fight everyone and no one...
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    Random thoughts: What’s on your mind lately? Part 2

    Usually a few days after driving to/from MTL from the GTA I have a fever dream of being on a bullet train instead of in the car for 6 hours. Then I wake up sweaty and upset that I don't live in Japan.
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    Euphemisms and codes on the internet

    I thought most of these were because the algo would pick them up and flag them for obscenity and it just stuck after. Either way it’s inevitable that you will hate how generations after you speak, just like your (grand)parents did with your generation. Sign of getting old unfortunately
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    What are you grateful for today?

    Today I’m grateful I get to come to MTL as often as I do bc of the embarrassment of riches you have in wonderful sps (but not much more often bc I’d go broke for the same reason).
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    What is catching your eyes in a provider picture?

    Exactly! So much cloak and dagger with these pics online, tho. It's not for everyone but if they're confident enough to rock it au naturel they're getting a bonus on style points from the Canadian judge. Shaped, trimmed, whatever, it's all become something I seem to be drawn to nowadays...