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I don't eat ass, for multiple reasons, but I do feast on the Y.

We already overpay for internet and phone rates, among the worst in the developed world. As if it wasn't bad enough that Trudeau plans for widespread censorship with C-10, we get to pay more for it to boot...

I enjoy eating women out, so I do enjoy it from time to time. One day I want to do a threesome with one girl riding cowgirl and the other face sitting.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Another aspect of the 20 reviews bit is it doesn't mesh with those who tend to stick with regulars; I haven't even seen 20 escorts in total. Though the bit on IP addresses is funny; MERB has them from the moment you've registered.

Naturals are better, but depending on the job done, enhanced aren't bad. My current SP of choice is enhanced, so eh.

You're mostly outta luck with everything shut down, unless you slide in someone's DMs over Instagram or through a mutual friend. Dating apps are garbage, all of them.

I'm more worried about my own muscle loss than an escort's potential weight gain truthfully

It's a real toss up between going to the gym or seeing an fwb/SP. Perhaps both on the same day!

I do not know of the technique you mention here, but what I can say is with an extended tongue you can do any regular DATY technique, from licking to sucking to shoving it inside the vagina proper. But if you mess up, then you're going to get a rather non-pleased partner :p. Sucking in...

As someone with both a beard and a lover of DATY it is not an issue if your technique takes the beard into account. You got to extend that tongue out, to make sure the beard does not make contact with skin. If you do not have a long tongue, as is the case for me, this can put an additional...

Hobbying helped me get out of a slump resulting from a badly ended relationship, has increased my confidence/ability in speaking to women, and improved my skill in bed. Would I tell others I have participated in it? No; socially it is unacceptable and a fast way to becoming a pariah.

Nothing new here I'm afraid, but I will reinforce that asking a woman where she likes to be touched, be licked, where her g-spot is, etc is instrumental. Some ladies may also tell you this without prompt when you go feast on them. One technique I happened to use recently was quite the delight...

Most stunning when walking in the door for me would have to be Mex at MAE88 at the time. To this day it's the prettiest face I've seen in person on an SP and it got me going instantly.

I have a beard and have always done DATY save for one particular MAE88 SP. It has either been posted in this thread or elsewhere, but keeping the mustache trimmed such that it isn't covering or over the lips is important. Not only for kissing, but the softer, and often wet, skin of lips is a...

Ain't for reviews per say, but Hungry101's oral threads in the Lounge were fun to post in and taught me some new techniques.

One is never too old to learn, and the body has many pleasures locked away...

Reverse image searching is your friend, and remember, if it seems too good to be true, it usually is.

It's definitely silly, yet it's out there. Power to them for missing out on fun I guess. That sounds like a riot! I remember seeing those commercials in the 90's as a kid, seeing it reversed is an excellent show. Of course, everyone who sees an SP is a loser, usually overweight/ugly, and...

To this day there remains a stigma around seeing an SP. Mention that you have done so in most places and you will see yourself shunned. This happens to be even fiercer among those younger, where the line of "just get laid" can be tossed into that "logic" as well, regardless of the...

I do incall as I prefer a bit of discretion. In terms of safety, as many have stated in this thread, with anyone on MERB you're safe either way.