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Yes It’s how I remember when my last meeting was and so I can control my hobby spending

She told me the same thing. ???

It’s happened a few times to me Incall. Girl opens door. I am not attracted. i do my thing. Close my eyes. Pretend someone else. Pay and leave early. My loss Beauty is in the eye of the beholder now. If upon entering. You see the girl is stoned out of her mind. Say thanks. Walk out. And text...

Anytime! My pleasure Now we can get back to talking about cum load size and not french swear words

Well. Kate said “fuck, you cum enough to have twins”. But she does not speak french Des fois elles disent tabarnak

When I blow my load in a girls mouth. I get the same comment almost every single time: “Criss. Tu dois faire des jumeaux toi!”

Although nothing is impossible. I am probably not the only merbite to be googling this to see the feasibility of this actually hapenning So I call bullshit on this one and blame urethral play as the reason for the tear. Something going in versus the explosion coming out

Just book longer if you aren’t happy Or book elsewhere

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I quit twitter

As the title says I have never asked an SP why I don’t mind. But lately been wondering. anyone know the answer? In my personal life. It was 50/50. But I never bothered to ask

Book with merb agencies or indys You won’t have much issues. Might have some. But definitely very little

Danika at sexy nadia. Or danika deja vue as indy Hands down. Best Greek Ever

@sene5hos basically. You want to have sex with all celebs

Let’s keep it a secret then! I enjoy getting high mileage

I was just kidding man Most guys on merb exaggerate the female orgasm And on this thread. Most guys seem to exaggerate the male one

Fun fact: a condom can hold about 3.8l of liquid Do you also lie about giving these ladies a dozen orgasms at the minimum?

What do you mean. All the hair? Dental calculus?

looking at Quebec porn. Most girls are ugly or unattractive. The dudes are even worst. It’s as if the owner just invites his friends to bang the girls. Any pretty ones will get international exposure very quickly. But most are completely unattractive. Which is a contrast since Montreal is...

Lea as in Lea Abrams Stellar!