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It's not something that usually comes naturally to me, I need to think about beforehand, sometimes I literally make notes on what I'm going to say and review them before the booking. But one night I was on a hotel outcall with a guy from the USA who... let's just say that we were very...

I'm right there with you, had to read the original title a few times. Once I remembered that I was reading the merb forum, I figured it out.

I can teach you my (patent pending) squat-shovel technique if you really want to feel the burn. Between that and riding cock, I have quads of steel :cool:

Every day is leg day in a Montreal February

I've been thinking about the nice gentlemen I've met who work in snow removal, and my longstanding fantasy of driving one of those sidewalk snow truck thingies. The ones that try to plow you down and you have to jump into traffic to save your own life. Those things are great. Where do I sign up?!

I have an arbitrary system wherein big bills (50s & 100s) are for large expenses and shit-its-been-slow weeks. 20s and below are fun-mon(ey) and normal everyday expenses. It's really great to watch the looks on peoples faces when I pay for things like car repairs, and count it all out in cash...

hiiiiiii!

What about "Darlin'" in a fake southern accent?

Wow. I hope to never be in that close of a proximity to a gun or a rake (?!) while with a client.

but can I turn 20 for the 17th time?

I think you're right but "blow bang" has the nice alliteration

yeah and it's gonna cost extra

If you can explain it in a way that a kindergartener could understand it (including how to spend it once it's been accepted as payment), I am personally willing to give it a try. However, I am but one indy in a sea of indies in this frozen hellscape of a great city. \_(ツ)_/¯

*coughs* *attempts a British accent* It was bloody good

Forgive me for this, but I can't get it out of my mind, what exactly is a "junky" butt?

My personal policy is to believe (or at least act like I believe) whatever excuse I'm given, because I'll never truly know. I could always assume malice, but it would make the job more difficult. No shows are part of the BS that happens to us SPs on a somewhat regular basis, it is infuriating no...

Doesn't this pussy-drying topic (and I speak for myself only) belong in some other part of the forum, where I don't have to see it?

If it makes you feel better, "we" also make gross racial stereotypes about people of European origin too. "We" even hate on "The French". We get told to "learn French" but if there is proof of the fact that we are in the never-ending process of learning (e.g. an accent, or not knowing the...