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A penguin is driving across the desert when his car starts to make funny noises. He pulls into a little roadside gas station to have it checked out. While the mechanic has a look the penguin buys an ice cream bar. The mechanic walks up to the penguin a few moments later and says, “Looks you blew...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question." Sweetwater

Generally, once per month. Not nearly enough.:rolleyes:

I can't remember when or where, but I saw a lady one time who had something similar. I ask about it and she said "It is her husband, and he is waiting out side in the car." I was unable to concentrate after that. I never ask another about a male name tattooed anywhere after that. Wasn't or isn't...

Eeeeewwwwwwwww!!!:eek::p Not interested in any of that shit!!:rolleyes: Kind of lends new meaning to "bolt ons", eh.:) Or maybe "Strap ons", (bra) strap ons.:D Sweetwater

:D I like the way you think. Pecker and Pussy pleasure....nothing better. How that for a slogan? Better trademark that.:rolleyes: Sweetwater

You are correct, OUG. There is even a song about it.:) You had better make sure the ball wrapper and sausage sleeve are in a variety of sizes. :cool: Think of all of the real combinations and claimed combinations.;):rolleyes: Sweetwater

I've seen a few new reviews, but not many. I have found a few in the wrong place.:rolleyes: Most of this ranting thread is about fake boobs and tatoos, so my rant is: How about people putting reviews in the Review thread. HTF hard is it to check to see where you are writing your review, or...

I think I'm in the 90 percent bracket. I tend to over research reviews to see how others have fared with the ladiew I have my eye on. If there aren't enough reviews, I will either take a chance or go to he next one. Recently I got to know a lady through pm.s and had a real good idea of what to...

My guess is they don't under stand this...:( I always treat the lady how I'd like to be treated.:) Sweetwater

I can't get over how good of a deal you can get when you threaten to cancel. :confused: It seems to me that if they can offer such a good deal when you threaten to leave, then they could have offered it before you threaten to leave. I know they make the most money when the customer pays full...

Thanks, Sarah, I have been practicing these suggestions and it has been paying off for me. Sometimes I'm still towelling off when the lady knocks on the door. Cleanliness for both of us pays off.:D Sweetwater

I've been told by friends that the police will give you 10kph before you get a ticket. In Alberta between Calgary and Edmonton the speed limit is 120. B.C. has 110 between Abbotsford and Hope, but most two lane roads in the interior are 90.:( Good one, Roger. I have seen that sign.:) Sweetwater

Thanks for the clarification, Jman. I should have done more research and I stand corrected.:o Sweetwater

Yes, it really happened. As I understand it, Michael Vic went to prison for raising and training dogs to fight to the death, not slaughtering them, which is just as heinous. If I may respond to your comment to Royal, the news reports say that they "tried" to find homes and adopt the dogs out...

I've seen signs in Ontario that say "150km over speedlimit- $10,000 fine and roadside forfiture of driver license and vehicle" or something to that effect, so this guy got off easy. Where is the road that is in good enought condition to go that fast? That is equal to 150 mph in the U.S. which is...

I agree. Yes, a dog is "cuter" than a moose. Moose are game animals and hunted for meat. Dogs are not eaten in the civilized world. No arguement. I agree with you, Royal. Dogs are not people. As I said in post #10, my family member who has a service dog, told me that they are taught that dogs...

Eeewwwwwwwww.:p But, if it's a decent flavor.....:o Sweetwater

No I've neither been offered, nor do I want any. They won't fit me and I'd have to have that string thing off to one side so it doesn't tickle my ass crack. :p Too much information? Sorry.:rolleyes: I love to look at women in their underwear, just before they take them off.::D Natural hair and...

As my old Granny used to say, "There you go".:) Sweetwater