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Yeah, but those girls are f'n pigs, what with their lovely boobs and beautiful asses. Your wife must be absolutely heinous. :D

Holy crap I can't even count all the funny stories about me and masturbating. Luckily, most of them happened when I was about 13 and out of my mind, but still pretty funny. I remember spanking myself as I heard my mother coming up the stairs and thinking, "I can finish before she opens the...

Dude, The way I've read things (and correct me if I'm wrong), there's a presumption, based upon your previous thread, that the overwhelming majority of those who hobby are addicted to it. Furthermore, those who are addicts should not criticize other addicts. There are two primary pillars...

You remember when you were a kid and your mom gave you 101 stupid reasons why you should wear clean underwear? I never thought this would be one of them. That's hilarious.

I would have to disagree. This is what you would define as a distraction. Like playing golf, even if you're really bad, because it's a good reason to get out of the house. Yes, you're avoiding "real" problems, but would you call it an addiction? At what point did you decide that anyone who...

I'm also at around 2%, but only because I don't hobby very frequently at all. That's if I include all the travel, dining, hotel, and entertainment expenses involved in a trip to montreal. If I only count SP costs, then, less then .5%

The key here is the continuation of said addictive behavior in the face of destructive effects, so much so that it takes priority over almost everything else in your life. If you're missing mortgage payments because you're using that money for hobbying... you've got a serious problem...

My rant on addictive behaviors WARNING: I AM A COMPLETELY INSENSITIVE PRICK IN THE FOLLOWING POST. Let's start with some basic definitions: Addiction is a situation, which MAY be accompanied by physical dependency, wherein the individual is psychologically compelled to perform said...

GG, No problem. It's not like I'm a nice guy - I'm advocating sticking around for self-preservation, as opposed to selflessness. "My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his...

GG, That's EXACTLY what I meant by cover your ass. If you leave and do nothing, and she dies, you are totally screwed. Even though it will be troublesome to talk to the police, describe exactly how and why you found her in this condition, even though it might mean making admissions which MAY...

btyger - I'd be pretty angry is I was looking forward to a nice visit and it didn't play through. Just angry in general, but in Bryson's situation, I can understand why some of that pent-up frustration is directed at the SP. As far as what other people would or would not do? What happens...

One of my bosses is a woman who is extraordinarily large. I mean, Orca fat. She hasn't seen her feet in decades. She smells like a geriatric ward of a hospital - that is, "I can't exactly wipe very well". Plus, you know she isn't shaving, so there's got to be a giant mess down there - a...

Only relevant because it's somewhat hygiene related, so I thought I'd share... A friend is in a rather remote region of Afghanistan. He was in the field with some locals and he needed to drop a deuce. The locals were astonished to see toilet paper. They had no idea what he was doing...

You are a genius. I have a sneaking suspicion you could probably solve global warming if you put your mind to it.

Um... you just named my four major food groups. These standard components are occassionally joined by "salted pig fat (various, fried or otherwise)". Everything else is consumed in such minor quantities as to be labeled "other".

In a recent interview, Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) commented about how he took a Friday early afternoon flight to Vegas from LA. It was him and a plane full of extremely hot women, and it wasn't until halfway through that he realized it was all the high-end call girls flying out to Vegas to work...

Ah, the eternal question: when is taxation without representation worth it? My town's schools are paid for through my town's property taxes. I have a vested interest in being involved (or at least aware) in the educational system in my town, whether I have children there or not: If the...

At the very end, you can hear that it's from the NBC station in Mobile.

How can people possibly be this stupid? http://www.break.com/index/leprechaun23.html

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/closer/020228.html In case you think it's perfectly reasonable for someone not to know what the 9th month of the year is...