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    Sean Connery's calling it quits

    I loved how the old James Bond movies were just absolutely blatant with their sexism and portrayal of Bond, glorifying his womanizing, etc. Compared to the Bond films of today. Old Bond: Hotel clerk hot. Bond bangs her. New Bond: Female also holds PhD in nuclear physics. Bond doesn't touch...
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    Adriana Lima on the cover of GQ magazine

    Ms. Lima is insanely hot, but what's with the photos reminiscent of a bukkake video?
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    1 hour w/option for 2 or 3

    Which Devilish girls would you NOT want to spend more than an hour with? :D
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    A United North America...

    You'd be willing to take the Bronx as long as we throw the Yankees into the deal? IN A HEARTBEAT.
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    A United North America...

    We will gladly trade you Montreal for, say, Detroit. And you can have all of the Bronx, too. In fact, we'll give you Campbell's Soup so long as you assume responsibility of Camden, NJ.
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    A United North America...

    In NJ, liquor license = no nudity whatsoever. All clubs that are even topless are BYO.
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    Addicted to sex

    btyger, I have this sudden urge to watch Fight Club again. For the trillionth time.
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    Addicted to sex

    btyger, Bro... you've got a serious problem. I don't know anything about the treatment or pathology of sex addiction. I wonder if anyone has ever done a study comparing hormone levels or brain scans of sex addicts vs normal people.
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    Holy crap am I sorry. :o I never, EVER, intended to imply that GG was a boy-pisser. Or that I think less of boy-pissers then boy-poopers. All these statements were made in jest and I truly, truly apologize. Especially for the comment about the taxes. I know GG doesn't care if I...
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    So do I... I think. I am the Ultimate Wingman! I can flirt with the ugly friend all night long so you can score with the hot chick!! But, "sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you don't...". Who's to judge you for wanting nuts or not? (Sorry, I quoted Michael Jackson's closing statement...
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    GG, Dude and I picked up some hot, hot women last night. He said you were a faggot. And then I banged your wife for eight hours. I apologized for my tiny little penis, and she said, "Oh, don't worry, compared to GG's, it's monstrous!" Also, the government says you owe them taxes. :D
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    Children, children, grammy loves you both equally! Now run along and play.:p
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    SPs and MPs: Describe your ideal date...

    While opinions are like assholes, and I've got plenty of both... The majority of CdP's I've encountered are overrated and overpriced. Some can be very lovely, yes, but it's rare to find a 92+ pointer for less then $40 USD. Aussie GSM's, if you avoid the fruit bombs, can offer the lushness...
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    Dude, To use your own vernacular: Imagine, if you can, people whose generalities about morality and sexuality are different from yours. Maybe then, you will understand, that the rational consumer argument doesn't apply to 100% of the people out there. Maybe, if you can imagine, there are...
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    I can't even count how many times I've been hit on by women in supermarkets. Also in wine stores (if it seems like you know what you're doing). Strategy #1: Hold a printout of a reasonably yummy recipe. Apologetically ask for assistance for finding ingredients. Invent interesting story as to...
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    GG - Um... I guess so. But I have that right now. I guess it's hard for me to see your perspective because I'm not looking for genuine love, caring, and admiration.
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    No, it's not completely inconceivable. BUT, if it so happens that a meaningful relationship was meant to develop, I would think the attraction would be strong enough to penetrate whatever defenses existed. And the defenses are necessary in order to prevent an unrealistic attraction to someone...
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    GG, I think you're right on both points, but... True. We don't hobby to find our life partner. True. Keep an open mind, because you never know. HOWEVER: The chance of this happening is just pretty darn rare. I think someone would have a better chance of meeting a life partner at a...
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    GG, You remind me of an old Chris Rock sketch (I may be paraphrasing): "Old Pussy reminds you of your mother's birthday and buys her a present FOR you. New Pussy... is NEW. Old Pussy come over and does your laundry for you when you're sick. New Pussy... is NEW." Oh, and to...
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    The ugly UGLY side of this business!

    GG, I've posted elsewhere that there are reasons I'm uncomfortable discussing details about my personal life. But, I'll say this: I have an absolutely gorgeous, brilliant wife. She's been described as a cross between Cate Blanchett and Audrey Hepburn. I totally don't deserve her. Better...
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