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No brainer for a true pig John Larroquette from Night Court. The original HORN DOG

iSmack or iCrack I'll be the first internet driven crack dealer....oh yeah...wait I just gave up my idea and NY will have it out by june

Dee how'd ya get a hold of my business plan...it's a top secret project I'm working on...Damn, should've patented the idea...it'll be up and running by June

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This is pretty serious stuff and you probably shouldn`t be coming to https://merb.cc for advice but since you did. I agree with the rest about asking a pro but as a human being you have a responsibility to that mans kids. Damn the family, I would rather ruffle some feathers and protect those...

First round on me...any day of the week

Man I don't even know what the hell this thread is about anymore. I keep reading and suddenly I'm in the mood to go see a star trek movie while holding my blanky and screaming FAULT -- 15 LOVE Don't know, I'm confused....Live Long and Hobby

Dude, you hit the nail on the head. Perfect analogy :)

Is this before or after you reinvent google and rebuild a new OS? While you're at it, why don't you cure cancer, send a man to mars and figure out how they get the caramel in a caramilk bar (Top Secret)

Not my fault I operate at a level above most of you pervs....Or is it that I operate beneath all your SP's...hmmm...now I'm confused...think I need an appointment to clarify this

It's a Karl Marx's spin on the old proverb, trust me it's not a mistake. And Karl Marx is not the father of communism but his involvement in it is definitely felt. Really smart man, his views on communism are ideological and flawed but still a smart man

Hey GG should win some sort of award for using the word pecuniary. Come on GG, admit it you got burnt cause you got emotional and you can't imagine anybody else being able to build a relationship with one of these girls. Personally I agree but quantum physics disagrees. If it's a possible...

Just when I thought there was hope for you...Don't you know good guys finish last! Whatever turns you on...personally, I'm there for me not her. She's there for my cash not me. Only thing I do with an ass is fill it and ride it baby ;)

Oh and if you finish ahead of schedule, why don't you just go and build a new office sweet :eek:

Also, it's standard Google logic that every employee should suggest ideas and if the idea is accepted, it's up to him/her/team to build the first prototype by taking 1 day a week to work on it. Google is just simply brilliant. Granted being richer then GOD helps

I know you'll deny this but your turning to the dark side...don't fight it, embrace it and appreciate it. Get your spurs on and saddle up for a bronco ride :) Hey and just so you know, being an ass doesn't mean you ignore hygiene. All it means is you bypass all the fake crap and get to...

ROFL...LMAO....You're an animal....You see for an authentic bronco ride, you gotta get them in doggy style then take a cigarette and butt it out on her ass. Then all you gotta do is time how long you can stay on. Buddha ya 5 inch god you...Ya broke her in two didn't ya...nothing left for the...

Damn straight we do...I tell them I jerk off horses at blue bonets for a living. And that every session I get requires me to jerk off 4 horses.

Oh that's where you keep the reviews...I thought that was for bell employees. I mean most of there call center is as drugged up as your average crack whore.

Dude we were just getting started....MTLAsian and Buddha were just about to go over there to give her a 10 inch pounding....I was looking forward to the review...