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    Why DATY?

    holly crap...ROFL...LOL...Almost pissed myself
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    Why DATY?

    Kiss...Come on GG, you know I don`t do that...friggin kissing a cesspool. That said, my real head loves a good cesspool. Don`t mind CBJ but what man doesn`t love . I`ll risk the STD, it`s not why I don`t kiss them or DATY them...it`s more that it`s just nasty. Have you looked at the nicknames...
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    Why DATY?

    rofl...talk...classic...actually snorked in the office...
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    Why DATY?

    I've asked myself that question a million times. Seems like some guys (GG, FHB and others) get off by the real GFE and that means not just her being the girlfriend but you being the boyfriend. Personally I don't find it appetizing sticking my tongue in a hole that gets more visitors then the...
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    What would you do if you had a 10K budget for one night of sin?

    Oh GAG, dude I just had my lunch for the second time...Come on FHB...just when I think you're a bad man you come out and say something like this...Now I gotta go wash the inside of my eyeballs ;) Oh you're such a giver :eek:
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    Quebec divorce law. ( not married, with kids )

    Raped and pillaged my friend....welcome to the anal probing of your life. I'll venture a guess that it will be a 50/50 split. Of course somebody will tell you the exact info...all I can say to you is let the PAIN BEGIN. She gonna clean you out ;)
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    Merbite of the year

    GG can also be SAP of the year...lol...GG you know me, I have to bust your balls ;) Join the dark side GG...it's in you...moooohahahaha... My vote is for Oliver, GG or FHB (my man buddha)...definitely a bunch of dirty SOB's
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    new member here

    I tend to listen to what people on this site write. I'll discard one bad review but if a person gets multiple bad reviews then it's pretty safe to say that you're gonna have a bad time. Anyway, GIJoe, hope you have a great time...give her a good ramming for us ;)
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    What would you do if you had a 10K budget for one night of sin?

    I had the exact same thought...LOL...So far wookie has the winner. Seems like a night to remember to me. FHB, your wife would take money and let you sleep with other women? This is interesting, very interesting. Please tell us a bit more. How does one get his wife to take money for...
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    What would you do if you had a 10K budget for one night of sin?

    Not on the main strip...there is a rule for suburbs that have xKM distance. Forget the rule but lookup the chicken ranch baby
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    What would you do if you had a 10K budget for one night of sin?

    So boys, how would you spend it? I'm leaning towards a trip to vegas, a bit of gambling and two hot escorts in my room. If I can walk in the morning then I did it wrong
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    What is your last name??

    I knew a guy named "Jack Forester"
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    Can the outcall industry be "reengineered"?

    ooooooh...looking for a roommate?
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    Can the outcall industry be "reengineered"?

    I don't know, I'd kind've feel bad haggling with a lady who's charging $12 for a BJ...Oliver, how about $6 and a candy bar?
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    Can the outcall industry be "reengineered"?

    Do you guys suffer from agoraphobia/xenophobia? Why do you guys get nervous? Myself, I'm as loose as a goose and probably as bright as one also? Maybe the lack of brains is what makes a person more sociable...you guys are too smart for the hobby....Nice, score one for the dimwits
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    Can the outcall industry be "reengineered"?

    Guys $12 a BJ...why the hell would I ever go see a movie...cost me 3 times that after the popcorn and the drink...That's it, me, GG and my man Buddha are going on a trip...at $12 a pop, I'm gonna turn you two to the dark side...I'd bring sapman but I might need to find a $6 a pop spot for him ;)...
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    Can the outcall industry be "reengineered"?

    Ok so how long did the date last and how much did you pay for it? I think we're being taken for a ride in MTL. Average yearly salary in Canada is around 23 or 26K can't remember...Average yearly salary on planet earth is $350. That's why we're paying too much...god damn salaries are through the...
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    Can the outcall industry be "reengineered"?

    ROFL...Full body chlamydia...man now that's got to be hell.... Hey a hump is a hump...whatcha complaining about...better then beating the monkey Now you see that's uncalled for....That's just not right
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    Can the outcall industry be "reengineered"?

    Went on the site and got the prices...I'm off to Thailand. Holly crap, $50 and you get FS in a private room.
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