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A Snake's New Glasses An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc...

Try ColdFX. Works before, during and can be taken as a preventative after a cold. Just follow the instructions. Natural ingredients... about $12-$14 in any pharmacy. It works! Bonne Chance. SMT

2009 Happy New Year all! May you have Prosperity, HEALTH, Happiness and SAIL on a sea of.......LOVE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLxTpsIVzzo :D SMT :)

Ha! Imagine if it had been Imelda Marcos.........1,060 pairs of shoes or 2,120 SOG :eek:

But I still need your help... If you have any idea's for the site please let me know.... As important: what features would you like to see on the site vs. ones that are totally pointless.... For me, the fancy "Flash" opening page is fairly pointless and time consuming as well. A...

Simple question Hey wasisname, Whitesoxs POLITELY asked a simple question as the thread starter. What's wrong, are you having a bad hair( of the small personal female dog ) day?? I guess that Dale Carnegie course hasn't kicked in yet eh?:rolleyes: No worries whitesoxs......you'll have a...

Hi Oliver, Yes, I agree that high BP comes from eating junk,and generally bad lifestyle choices like too much booze, stress, smoking etc. I agreed with Doc because taking cialis-viagra etc. can possibly be harmful if you have low BP. Funny you mention feeling the Cialis in your...

Systolic vs Diastolic The Doc is right..... this might help clarify. Translating Blood Pressure Numbers Blood pressure is commonly measured by wrapping an inflatable cuff around the upper arm. Air is pumped into the cuff until circulation is cut off; when a stethoscope is placed over...

Sign The Wall http://www.avaaz.org My buddy emailed this link to me this A.M. Great idea:)

New Day-Great Change! Congratulations to all our American friends who voted for all the right reasons. Obama is an incredible orator......his speech flooded me with memories of M.L. King. Turns out the mountain can be moved after all! People are celebrating around the globe, and hope is...

Can't leave out the incredible................ BARRY WHITE!!

Rip Ah yes..many a good times had and many a brain cells spent in Ye Olde Dublin:) CHEERS! SMT

Halloween.....ie > A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the > >VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. > >She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to > ask, > >but I don't want to offend you.' > > > >She answers, 'My son, you...

Achmed.....LOL ( approx. 10 min.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go Happy Halloween:D

Hi Korbel, If the lady in question has had prior reviews,and possibly some containing lurid details, I'm not sure how yours would fuel any further deviant behavior from the abusive creatures. Wouldn't they have already zeroed in on her as a target? Nice to see your concern:) Now c'mon...

I love to drink in all the visuals...... sooooo erotic, but VA is right in the cross eyed part when kissing:) I think it's an almost given that the eyes close during a kiss. I did have one women keep her eyes open while kissing though..............her name was Evelyn Draper......they later...

Lmao! Korbel......This had me howling with laughter! The little...."Oh Dear" was the cherry on top!! Great. Thanks:D

Mechanic/Surgeon A mechanic and a surgeon are sitting in a bar. The mechanic says, "Hey doc, I do the same stuff you do. I take apart the valves and parts of this engine and when I'm done it works like new. Why is it you get paid so much more than I do when we're basically doing the same work?"...

$50 is $50 Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, But that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year...

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