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Not a premi story. I was at a MP and blew my load. It was a combination of heavy load + bad ( or good ) aim and squeezing of the nozzle. Her head snaps back like Kennedy getting shot. I bukkakied her like she was hit by a Kawasaki. She just kept on going like nothing happened.

I nude dancer that was getting old ( +37 ) put her money into a restaurant with the "chef" as a partner. She calls me to see her at the place, it is 2:30 PM and the place is empty. She sat me down and got me a cup of coffee, then excused herself and said she would be back in a minute. The jerk...

I do not know about the Russian Irina in TMR with the bad attitude and high price, I know the Irina on the south shore for $80/hr. I would rate her at a 8.5/10.

My theory is that UFOs are the story the gov. (US) want you to believe. They have top secret fighter bombers that they want to conceal from the public / Russians / Chinese. The objects flying across the sky diverts your attention from the truth. Are there aliens, yes but they are many light...

Not important to me at all, I have had to shut up SPs that did the fake org'ies.

Pre 2000 when the internet was not as popular as today, you had to rely on things like the Journal de Montreal and Voir newspapers. I had my share of over 45 old fatties that promised a 23 year old young girl. I use to have this backward walk when they told me they were the SP.

I think it is one in fifteen or twenty ladies that do the back door rumba. I find that these ladies tend to have very regular clients because of the rarity of the service.

I had an SP with bocce ball tits, when she bent down they looked so un natural.

Montreal women are quite a bit different from sex on the prairies. They do not start wandering during sex like cattle do.

I wonder what % of business is lost by SPs from the lack of tourist.

There is mo advantage to them if they get cash or a prepaid credit card. A pre paid credit card can be used in another country by another person if they received the card number and PIN by telephone or E-mail. ( money laundering )

Holy mackerel. This guy is getting a real bashing. He might just have to change his business name.

I think the main reason for waxing and shaving is that women in their 40s, 50s and 60 are fooling around a lot more today than they did when we were teens. Women get white hair on their heads and elsewhere starting in their mid 40s. They will dye their hair on their heads but it is easier to...

It sounds like she takes pleasure in fleecing men, When she is called on her BS she will tell they OP to get lost.

The Canadian Tire electric tire pumps come with male adaptors and a football inflator.

She will get a 1 year probation, no jail time.

I say the first week of Dec.

The same reason why Au Coq Chicken charges you more for delivery than when you pick up.

I do not know if this is still done, or if all the ladies from the countryside have all come into Montreal to live. About 30 years ago I met a SW that offered GFE when GFE was not offered. For $100 I got all three orifices as many times as I wanted. She even rimmed me without me asking. She was...

Sometimes the cops get the order to put out speed traps and get their quota. They will tell you that they do not have quatas, but a cop told me they do. Even the patrol cops that have to write one or two a shift.