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    Canadiens for Sale?

    But ....???? Why is this a surprise? Isn't that what this whole message board is about? :confused: I mean ... 'Canadiens' for sale? Or should I say 'Quebecoise' for sale ? :D
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    How to FUCK a STRIPPER & Still Have Money Left In Your Pocket

    Wwid? I still haven't decided/figured out yet if this is just the racist/sexist mumblings of a serious "player" who thinks he knows how to score ... or some pretty talented comedy writing. Sometimes life imitates art & sometimes art imitates life so it's hard to tell. But I was just...
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    How to FUCK a STRIPPER & Still Have Money Left In Your Pocket

    Personality goes a long way ... especially if you're one charming motherfucking pig ... like that Arnold on 'Green Acres'. :D
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    I'm WONDERING.... (Police report after an agression)

    Some more handy ideas ... I guess you can call this "Streetfighting 101" : 1) Instead of a knife a key ring makes a convenient weapon. You do need to have at least 3 or 4 keys to make this work, though. Hold the key ring in you palm and let one key fall out between each of your fingers...
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    The French Learning Thread

    Yeah, but ... Edit: when I'm not certain, I just google it! :p "sont cher" yields 4,880,000 hits and "sont chers" yields 2,560,000 hits. Both are evidently common, but one much more popular than the other. Yeah, but ..... How many hits did "Sony & Cher" have ?!?!?!?!? :p
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    Positive discussion about the hobby : Illusions VS Sincerity

    I have to laugh, personally - don't wory, in a good way :p I always say that the world would be a really strange place if there were more people like me. Better, yes, but strange, too. In a good way! ;) Thanks!
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    Positive discussion about the hobby : Illusions VS Sincerity

    A point to ponder ... And isn't that how it should be? Wouldn't it be great if everybody got something positive out of the experience. That's the way I like it to be - I always say that the more you give, the more you get ... and, no, I'm not just talking about the tip envelope.
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    Why are prices dropping?? $140 is back!

    LOL - yeah, those widgets would be like the punchline to that joke ... you know the one about the sports model, only 3'6", handlebar ears, and a flat head so you have someplce to put your beer. Very un-PC, I know ... but funny jokes just aren't polite, are they :D
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    Positive discussion about the hobby : Illusions VS Sincerity

    Huh?!?! Oh well ... so much for that idea! :D ROFLMFAO ... Oscar Madison said it best : "I see da irony, Felix. Beleiv'me I see da irony."
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    Why are prices dropping?? $140 is back!

    Exactement. Not too long ago, a woman I've met before put an announcement out here that, although she travels much of the year, she would be available in Montreal for a short time. And somebody felt compelled to add to the thread just so he could whine about the high price, basically saying...
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    Why are prices dropping?? $140 is back!

    The term "bitching" is generically understood to mean nothing more than complaining in a noisy & annoying way ... even Merriam-Webster Dictionary has a listing for it : Main Entry: 2bitch Function: verb transitive verb 3 : to complain of or about intransitive verb : COMPLAIN So...
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    Junk food thread: Stuff that taste great but can kill you.

    My candidate for the "Ultimate Junk Food" ... ...two words : 'White Castle'. Do they have 'White Castle' burgers in Canada anywhere? Toronto, maybe? They've gone corporate in the last decade or so, so they're starting to pop up in all kinds of places. But the original family that owned it...
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    Review boards for everything

    Try this ... http://www.epinions.com/ It's a review site for just about everything under the sun : "Cars, Books, Movies, Music, Electronics, Hotels" , etc., etc. I haven't checked put I betcha there's a review of Spam Luncheon Meat in there somewhere :D Under 'Travel' you can...
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    Should we change the board's name to MEGB?

    Hee, hee! Can somebody please pass the salt! :rolleyes:
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    Mini GT

    I don't know .... .... maybe that should be a question for your urologist :D These GT things never seem to be happening when I'm planning on being in town. I was just up there 2 weeks ago (Pres. Day weekend) and probably won't be back until Jazz Fest - unless I get adventurous & try...
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    Taco Bell – Rats !!!

    LOL - it's like they even have their own union in NYC ... what is it ??? I think it's what ... Local #69 ???:D
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    Taco Bell – Rats !!!

    http://www.worth1000.com/entries/103500/103513HMOL_w.jpeg Try this pic ... don't ask me how or why this guy is holding up a rat that big - LOL. But that'll give you an idea of the size. It's possible it's not the same species but I have seen them this big. One summer night I was...
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    Taco Bell – Rats !!!

    Well maybe not that particualr location. But the franchise will go on. Believe it or not rats are so common in NYC that most people won't even be fazed by this. We see them everyday on the subway. If you're out at night in certain city parks you'll see them, too. It's an accepted part...
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